Nov 23, 2006 02:07
Gluttony is a sin!
Happy Thanksgiving.
Dear Lord please forgive me. I can't help myself sometimes. With all of this food, the turkey, the stuffing, the pies and such I can't help but to stuff myself past capacity. It is a supposed to be a joyous occasion. I'm spending time with my family over a more than adequate meal. I'm thanking for the opportunity to be with them and to eat up to my eyeballs in turkey. If it makes you feel any better, I wish that I would be full and then hungry after an hour, kind of like what some people say about Chinese food.
I can't help it if my grandmother wants to feed me until I actually look like a butterball. What should I do? Turn her down? She doesn't really have a lot of time left, so I think I should let this be a good one...for her sake. I can work it all off anyway...I do every year. In fact to tell you the truth, I haven't ate enough this year anyway. I'm making up for the entire year...then after I eat, I will make up for the sleep that I have missed out on. I'll probably sleep so long that I will miss all of the football games and maybe even the next day. Wouldn't you want me to sleep in the next day anyway? I don't want to get shot over a Playstation like those other folks did. The shopping on the day after Thanksgiving is just too much for my heart anyway. The last thing that I need is for my bad heart and cholesterol-filled arteries to be involved in a day after Thanksgiving shopping incident...I could really have a heart attack. Anyway, I know you understand and I'm thankful that you do.
Until the next time, I'll holla.
Carlo