kidnapped!
so my cousins kidnapped me today, i went to my aunt and uncle's house in waterdown which is near hamilton/burlington area and i was absolutely exhausted, probably because i hadn't slept yet. so anyways on the car ride i slept against the window. i remember through the haze of conciousness what i assume waas us arriving and them saying, why don't you just keep sleeping in the car. and myself agreeing to it because i didn't move at all. what follows is hilarity. later on my mom was talking to my cousins chris and steven. they're about 27 and 30 something along those lines she gives them the keys and says here go wake him up. to do so they figure the best way is to drive around with hoods on hoping i'll think i'm abducted. no dice. i was out like a light. they turned up the music really loud and nothing... which is odd because i thought that was the only sense you couldn't turn off. maybe i just suppressed it to the point of negligibility. during the ride i figured out that since i was alone in the car why don't i lie down across the seats. which isn't a bad idea more leg room and whatnot but i didn't take my seat belt off. this was a good thing. the following should be on a commercial for highway safety. seatbelts save lives, buckle up. safety is no accident. in a desperate attempt to scare me they drove me out to this abandoned field with a boarded up house and some trees and tried to tear me out of the car! luckily my trusty seat belt saved my life, they couldn't get it undone. instead they threw a sweater on my head and started punching me. i don't remember being punches i guess you can lose your sense of touch while sleeping but i woke up looked around didn't recognize anything. and said: 'what where are we???' they thought this was hilarious and ended up being the running joke for the night. now they're coming to toronto june 10th for my brother's show at reilley's only $10 and bringing friends everyone should come see 'toronto's hottest new ska band' and 30 year old metal heads in the pit with the 13 yr old pop ska wannabes :P i know i'm going to laugh