Like any of you REALLY want to know...
You're being warned.. if you don't want to know, don't click.. if you're daring and adventurous, or were the one that challenged me to do this... by all means click away.. I'm doing this partly to live up to the challenge, and partly by dare.. *looks @ Chris* You BRAT!
1. Your age?: 28
2. What year where you born: 1975
3. What color is your hair?: Brown/Black, you decide.
4. Whats your shoe size: LOL 13-Wide. :)
5. How old where you when you first masturbated?: Shoe size, to THIS? Probably somewhere around 11 or 12 or something..
6. Ever masturbate in a tub?: *nods*
7. Ever masturbate in a shower?: *nods*
8. Ever masturbate in public?: *cough* *nods*
9. Ever masturbate while driving?: Now this, I haven't done.. mostly 'cuz I don't want to get confused while trying to change gears. :D
10. Ever masturbate while outside?: *nods*
11. Ever masturbate for someone while they watched you?: *nods*
12. Ever had someone masturbate for you while you watched?: *nods*
13. Ever masturbate while sitting at your computer?: *nods* But I made DAMN sure nobody was around, first.. and no, I wasn't at the office, I ain't THAT hard *giggles* up.. :)
14. Ever masturbate for someone while on a web cam?: Nope, but it's tempting. :)
15. Ever had the desire to masturbate with a piece of fruit?: I can't say my wang has ever said that its hungry, so.. no.. :) Although I was once dared to fuck a donut.. *dies!*
16. Ever masturbate to a porn movie?: *nods*
17. Ever masturbate thinking about fucking someone famous?: Fairly common, I'm sure.. :)
18. Ever masturbate with sex toys?: Nope.. I come equipped with my own toys.. :S
19. Ever masturbate till it hurt?: Nope.. tired, yes, hurt, no..
20. Ever masturbate more then 5 times a day?: *nods*
21. Ever masturbate more then 10 times a day?: *sigh* *nods*
22. Ever masturbate while looking at a porn magazine?: *nods* Lordy, I keep saying yes.. why do I keep nodding!?
23. Ever masturbate while looking in a mirror?: *nods*
24. Ever masturbate for over an hour before you came?: *nods*
25. Ever masturbate on ur hands and knees?: This would be rather awkward.. and considering I'm trying to think about it, I'm going to have to say no. :)
26. Do you enjoy masturbating?: Well, it ain't bad, but I'd sure rather someone else did it for me. *egrin*
27. Do you like to watch a person masturbate?: *nods* It's smokin' hot.. especially if they happen to be female. :P
28. Do you like to be watched masturbating?: The whole self conscious thing kicks in, but I generally turn that off and don't mind..
29. Do you think you will masturbate today?: Nope, at least, not until late late tonight.. I have a game.. LMAO :)
30. Do you think someone has masturbated today thinking about you?: I sure hope so, or I'm not flirting nearly hard enough. :)
31. Do you enjoy masturbating?: I love duplicate questions, I wonder if I should now say eww.. that's a disgusting thing to ask! or something :)
32. Do you think you masturbate better alone or with someone?: They both have their *cough* up-sides.. alone to enjoy, with someone, they can help.. or.. play along. :)
33. Ever masturbate in the jungle?: Well, if the tree in my back yard at my old place can be considered a jungle, then... no. :)
34. Ever masturbate while eating?: What was that about a donut!? LOL
35. Ever masturbate more during the holidays?: Yeah.. more during the holidays.. like my family turns me on that much that I have to run off to a corner and give it a tug.. *rolls eyes* No one season is more popular than the other..
36. Ever masturbate and them taste it?: Wow, I can say no again!
37. Ever masturbate on a train?: Train = Public transit = very busy.. no.
38. Ever masturbate on a bus?: See 37, replace 'Train' with 'Bus' :)
39. Ever masturbate while swimming?: Too busy checking out the scenery while I'm swimmin'.. might save the mental images for later though. ;)
40. Ever masturbate in your sleep?: How the hell would I know, I'm SLEEPING! :)
And there you have it.. LMAO.. Like I said, you were warned. :)
D.
1. Your age?: 28
2. What year where you born: 1975
3. What color is your hair?: Brown/Black, you decide.
4. Whats your shoe size: LOL 13-Wide. :)
5. How old where you when you first masturbated?: Shoe size, to THIS? Probably somewhere around 11 or 12 or something..
6. Ever masturbate in a tub?: *nods*
7. Ever masturbate in a shower?: *nods*
8. Ever masturbate in public?: *cough* *nods*
9. Ever masturbate while driving?: Now this, I haven't done.. mostly 'cuz I don't want to get confused while trying to change gears. :D
10. Ever masturbate while outside?: *nods*
11. Ever masturbate for someone while they watched you?: *nods*
12. Ever had someone masturbate for you while you watched?: *nods*
13. Ever masturbate while sitting at your computer?: *nods* But I made DAMN sure nobody was around, first.. and no, I wasn't at the office, I ain't THAT hard *giggles* up.. :)
14. Ever masturbate for someone while on a web cam?: Nope, but it's tempting. :)
15. Ever had the desire to masturbate with a piece of fruit?: I can't say my wang has ever said that its hungry, so.. no.. :) Although I was once dared to fuck a donut.. *dies!*
16. Ever masturbate to a porn movie?: *nods*
17. Ever masturbate thinking about fucking someone famous?: Fairly common, I'm sure.. :)
18. Ever masturbate with sex toys?: Nope.. I come equipped with my own toys.. :S
19. Ever masturbate till it hurt?: Nope.. tired, yes, hurt, no..
20. Ever masturbate more then 5 times a day?: *nods*
21. Ever masturbate more then 10 times a day?: *sigh* *nods*
22. Ever masturbate while looking at a porn magazine?: *nods* Lordy, I keep saying yes.. why do I keep nodding!?
23. Ever masturbate while looking in a mirror?: *nods*
24. Ever masturbate for over an hour before you came?: *nods*
25. Ever masturbate on ur hands and knees?: This would be rather awkward.. and considering I'm trying to think about it, I'm going to have to say no. :)
26. Do you enjoy masturbating?: Well, it ain't bad, but I'd sure rather someone else did it for me. *egrin*
27. Do you like to watch a person masturbate?: *nods* It's smokin' hot.. especially if they happen to be female. :P
28. Do you like to be watched masturbating?: The whole self conscious thing kicks in, but I generally turn that off and don't mind..
29. Do you think you will masturbate today?: Nope, at least, not until late late tonight.. I have a game.. LMAO :)
30. Do you think someone has masturbated today thinking about you?: I sure hope so, or I'm not flirting nearly hard enough. :)
31. Do you enjoy masturbating?: I love duplicate questions, I wonder if I should now say eww.. that's a disgusting thing to ask! or something :)
32. Do you think you masturbate better alone or with someone?: They both have their *cough* up-sides.. alone to enjoy, with someone, they can help.. or.. play along. :)
33. Ever masturbate in the jungle?: Well, if the tree in my back yard at my old place can be considered a jungle, then... no. :)
34. Ever masturbate while eating?: What was that about a donut!? LOL
35. Ever masturbate more during the holidays?: Yeah.. more during the holidays.. like my family turns me on that much that I have to run off to a corner and give it a tug.. *rolls eyes* No one season is more popular than the other..
36. Ever masturbate and them taste it?: Wow, I can say no again!
37. Ever masturbate on a train?: Train = Public transit = very busy.. no.
38. Ever masturbate on a bus?: See 37, replace 'Train' with 'Bus' :)
39. Ever masturbate while swimming?: Too busy checking out the scenery while I'm swimmin'.. might save the mental images for later though. ;)
40. Ever masturbate in your sleep?: How the hell would I know, I'm SLEEPING! :)
And there you have it.. LMAO.. Like I said, you were warned. :)
D.