Cops and Robbers
Earlier this morning as I was walking down Bourbon; I see several police officers and state troopers. Thinking it was a routine headbust operation I decide to walk toward it. As I'm about to pass the intersection where the cop cars are, I see four men carrying out a violently disgruntled male of African American persuasion. As the four officers each have one of his limbs, it's a very interesting scene. This guy's getting carried out and he's yelling "fuck you! get the fuck offa me, I'll fucking kill you." and other such threats. I'll have to do some research to find out what he was doing and why he was dragged out of a bar handcuffed and manhandled. Very interesting scene. Good times.
Reminds me of a story my old 10th grade biology teacher told us once involving him and a guy hopped up on goofballs. This happened when he was a cop by the way.
"So, this guy comes at me. He's on PCP which as anyone in here knows is a helluva drug. Nothing hurts you when you have that shit coursing through your veins. For the record, it's what the incredible hulk actually got a hold of. Gamma Rays my ass. Anyway, this guy comes charging at me and I decide the best course of action is to use my billy club as a baseball bat and decide to swing it into his ribs. This has little effect other than to arouse contempt and anger in the beast. I swing again into the other set of his ribs and he still doesn't stop. Then I went for both his arms, first swinging and breaking the right then the left. In a fit of frenzy, this freak still had not stopped. So, I bashed my club into his skull several times giving him a possible concussion. Think that stopped him? Well, you're wrong. He still kept coming. At this point I decided I should probably start putting bullets into his heart. So, I remove my pistol and as I'm about to pull the trigger, the vice squad came and threw a net over his head. They saved my life that night."
good times. I'll fucking kill you!!
yr. friend,
Guss
Reminds me of a story my old 10th grade biology teacher told us once involving him and a guy hopped up on goofballs. This happened when he was a cop by the way.
"So, this guy comes at me. He's on PCP which as anyone in here knows is a helluva drug. Nothing hurts you when you have that shit coursing through your veins. For the record, it's what the incredible hulk actually got a hold of. Gamma Rays my ass. Anyway, this guy comes charging at me and I decide the best course of action is to use my billy club as a baseball bat and decide to swing it into his ribs. This has little effect other than to arouse contempt and anger in the beast. I swing again into the other set of his ribs and he still doesn't stop. Then I went for both his arms, first swinging and breaking the right then the left. In a fit of frenzy, this freak still had not stopped. So, I bashed my club into his skull several times giving him a possible concussion. Think that stopped him? Well, you're wrong. He still kept coming. At this point I decided I should probably start putting bullets into his heart. So, I remove my pistol and as I'm about to pull the trigger, the vice squad came and threw a net over his head. They saved my life that night."
good times. I'll fucking kill you!!
yr. friend,
Guss