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ok..this is elisa
giving u the best of her advice
BittrSw33t cOcOa: so... some good advice here: don't pee after you've been raped
eLUCKYcharmZZ: WHAT?!!!
eLUCKYcharmZZ: why not?
BittrSw33t cOcOa: cuz you might get rid of crucial evidence
eLUCKYcharmZZ: what if u really have to go?
BittrSw33t cOcOa: o, and don't shower either
BittrSw33t cOcOa: that's what it says
eLUCKYcharmZZ: ..oo...
BittrSw33t cOcOa: too bad
eLUCKYcharmZZ: but...aren't girls too traumatized after being raped to being thinking of this?
BittrSw33t cOcOa: you have to go to the hospital first
BittrSw33t cOcOa: i guess... but if you're traumatized, are you really thinking about peeing either?
eLUCKYcharmZZ: yes, and girls after being raped and thinking it is all their fault and are just going to waltz up to the hospital and exclaim in a loud voice, "GUESS WHAT?! I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RAPED!"
eLUCKYcharmZZ: "and i have the evidence to prove it!"
BittrSw33t cOcOa: no silly. you have to call the police and then they take you to the hospital
eLUCKYcharmZZ: (pulls down panties)
BittrSw33t cOcOa: ERIKA!
eLUCKYcharmZZ: and then the nurses are going to be like, "well, you certainly have. I guess i'll just call the police and arrest him for you. You can go home now and pee."
BittrSw33t cOcOa: did you know that baby killers get raped in prison? like scott peterson will probably get raped by some guys in prison because he killed his unborn child. even guys that kill other guys don't like guys that kill babies
eLUCKYcharmZZ: wow...
eLUCKYcharmZZ: ok lesson of the day: don't kill babies and expect to have a jolly time in jail cuz then u'll just have some guy's penis up ur ass"
thank you, elisa
we'll think about that next time
giving u the best of her advice
BittrSw33t cOcOa: so... some good advice here: don't pee after you've been raped
eLUCKYcharmZZ: WHAT?!!!
eLUCKYcharmZZ: why not?
BittrSw33t cOcOa: cuz you might get rid of crucial evidence
eLUCKYcharmZZ: what if u really have to go?
BittrSw33t cOcOa: o, and don't shower either
BittrSw33t cOcOa: that's what it says
eLUCKYcharmZZ: ..oo...
BittrSw33t cOcOa: too bad
eLUCKYcharmZZ: but...aren't girls too traumatized after being raped to being thinking of this?
BittrSw33t cOcOa: you have to go to the hospital first
BittrSw33t cOcOa: i guess... but if you're traumatized, are you really thinking about peeing either?
eLUCKYcharmZZ: yes, and girls after being raped and thinking it is all their fault and are just going to waltz up to the hospital and exclaim in a loud voice, "GUESS WHAT?! I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RAPED!"
eLUCKYcharmZZ: "and i have the evidence to prove it!"
BittrSw33t cOcOa: no silly. you have to call the police and then they take you to the hospital
eLUCKYcharmZZ: (pulls down panties)
BittrSw33t cOcOa: ERIKA!
eLUCKYcharmZZ: and then the nurses are going to be like, "well, you certainly have. I guess i'll just call the police and arrest him for you. You can go home now and pee."
BittrSw33t cOcOa: did you know that baby killers get raped in prison? like scott peterson will probably get raped by some guys in prison because he killed his unborn child. even guys that kill other guys don't like guys that kill babies
eLUCKYcharmZZ: wow...
eLUCKYcharmZZ: ok lesson of the day: don't kill babies and expect to have a jolly time in jail cuz then u'll just have some guy's penis up ur ass"
thank you, elisa
we'll think about that next time