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[popcornlasers]

I'm bored and I haven't been on here in a while and someone should entertain me so I don't have to read this fucking tome of kidou spells, because I think it was written by some kajillion year old guy who had nothing better to do but name and number little wisps of useless light and then explain why he put all eight million of them in that

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[liquid_topaz]

Procrastinating will hardly finish your work faster.

Hello Matt. Nice to hear from you again.

[popcornlasers]

But it's NEVERENDING, so at least procrastinating gives me a break sometime between committing suicide and committing arson.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu. You're getting married soon, aren't you.

[liquid_topaz]

Or you could simply finish it, learn how to do what's being taught, and terrorize your supervisors that way.

I am at that.

[popcornlasers]

But there's so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch. You have no idea. Can you swordfight?

I could use a binding spell for you as a present.

[liquid_topaz]

Think of it as all of the Harry Potter books combined together. Without the dragons and flying broomsticks. Not particularly. Jasper and I fenced for a few years, but nothing beyond that.

... a binding spell?

[popcornlasers]

Have you memorized all the Harry Potter spells? Please please please say yes, as this will provide me with ammunition against you for months.

Did you wear a cravat? :3

On Bella. 8)

[liquid_topaz]

I didn't say all of the spells. Simply all of the books put together. And no, I have not, so you may rest easy.

While fencing?

And why would I--

No thank you.

[popcornlasers]

All of the books put together equal about one tome of kidou spells, not to mention the stack of books on sword fighting, zanpakutou, etiquette, rules, and Christ knows what else. Save me. ;-;

While fencing. 8)

On you, then? I bet she'd like that...

[liquid_topaz]

I was considering it, but then you began abusing me. So now I'm considering just watching.

Of course. I wore a cravat and Jasper wore spurs.

A nice toaster would be perfectly acceptable, you know.

[popcornlasers]

I'll throw one at your head.

Spurs seem like they'd get in the way.

But you don't eat toast.

[liquid_topaz]

I'll simply have to use my batwings to fly away.

That's why he always lost, clearly.

Would you? It's hardly filling.

[popcornlasers]

I can use a BINDING spell on you then!

I'll have to try you when I learn mine.

I ate a ton of toast, and then I emptied out the crumb catcher thing into Mello's pants. It was wicked.

[liquid_topaz]

Only if I fly slower than a butterfly.

My skills are a bit rusty. I haven't tried in over a decade.

Was he still wearing them at the time?

[popcornlasers]

...That was yesterday. It won't get away from me again.

Brush up, then!

Sometimes.

[liquid_topaz]

Tomorrow you can attempt bees, hm?

I do have a wedding to plan.

So this was done more than once?

[popcornlasers]

WASPS. \o/

Can I wear a massive pink flower in my lapel?

Oh, definitely.