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[popcornlasers]

I'm bored and I haven't been on here in a while and someone should entertain me so I don't have to read this fucking tome of kidou spells, because I think it was written by some kajillion year old guy who had nothing better to do but name and number little wisps of useless light and then explain why he put all eight million of them in that

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THAT'S your big fucking return to the internet post?

I AM UNDERWHELMED, MOTHERFUCKER.

[popcornlasers]

What would you have preferred? Porn?

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Is this a trick question?

[popcornlasers]

...No?

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Of course there should be porn!

[popcornlasers]

Of me?

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No, of someone attractive, please.

[popcornlasers]

Well jeez, if you wanted some of Mello all you had to do was ask.

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[popcornlasers]

Is that a please?

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PLEASE JESUS LORD NO

[popcornlasers]

I bet I could find some of Haine.

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THAT'S FUCKING DISTURBING.

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Some of you?

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There's no fucking porn of me.

[popcornlasers]

It's called Rule 34, Badou, and you should learn it now.