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Flew in from America today. I got one of those planes that has the movie playing nonstop, and you just plug in if you want to listen, only the movie was that stupid Lake House one and I think I went about fourteen different kinds of insane. So I got back and deleted it from my harddrive. That felt better.

But I got to ride in the Vanquish! And it

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[nicotine_patch]

If you didn't bring me crazy foreign cigarettes I'll shoot you in the torso.

This entire entry is basically exemplifying how much of a nerd you are on like nineteen fucking levels.

OH MY GODDDDDD LAKE HOUUUUUUUSE AAAAGHGHHGHG

[popcornlasers]

I bought a box for you! Well, a few boxes. I really stocked up.

Is that a complaint or a compliment?

KSJDHLJAH AURGHGHUHEHG

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JBHJDFG I'm glad you didn't hear the noise I just fucking made.

Yes.

NKJFDGNK MDAUUUGHH GHHHAAHGG If whatsherface wasn't SLIGHTLY okay to look at I would've fucking shot my own TV.

[popcornlasers]

Was it SQUEAKY?

Okay.

I could have have carried a piece with me I would have ANYWAY.

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Lets not talk about it.

DORK. You totally did leave stains all over that pacman shit.

Would you pay me to kill Keanu Reeves?

[popcornlasers]

It WAS squeaky! I knew it!

HEY. HEY. I DON'T WANK ON PACMAN, OKAY. Now Lara Croft...

Noooooooooo, he was good in the MATRIX. Well. The first one.

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Shut up. ARE THEY TASTY CAN I HAVE THEM HUH HUH.

...Can I show you something without you being fucking insane and weird and possibly creepy?

OH SHIT THE WORLD IS MADE OF NUMBERS that film was so overraaaaated.

[popcornlasers]

Make me. COME OVER AND I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE NOT TO SALIVATE ON MY FLOORS.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

IT WAS AWESOME, OKAY? DON'T MOCK THE MATRIX.

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KDFNKD SDFNGKDFJKJGDFK DNFKDJFGKJG I can't promise that.

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WTF?

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Yyyyyyeah.

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...you really don't make a bad chick.

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I don't know how to react to that.

Oh my god, did he say something?

[collaredstray]

...well.