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[popcornlasers]

ALICE, I WANT EDWARD TO GO SHOPPING WITH US JUST SO I CAN WITNESS THIS IN PERSON. I'll even loan him a quarter. :3

Friday was awesome, we should do it again sometime. Sans the gordita-covered kitchen. I'm still eating the pastries. They're still mostly good.

Heeeeey Rukia. Remember that trip we were talking about?

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[feelingthirsty]

I will loan him several.

[liquid_topaz]

This is the second time you've betrayed me.

[feelingthirsty]

I wouldn't call it a betrayal so much as a conflict of interests.

[liquid_topaz]

Why would you be interested in seeing me ride a human toy?

[feelingthirsty]

Because you're over a hundred now and I think it would be funny.

[liquid_topaz]

You're at least half a century older.

[feelingthirsty]

I'm not obsessed with speed.

[liquid_topaz]

As explained by your lack of car. Honestly, why do you not have one yet, Jasper?

[feelingthirsty]

What would I need it for?

[liquid_topaz]

To drive? Travel? Race incredibly fast down the highway with no one watching when you're frustrated?

[feelingthirsty]

I have my own outlets.

[liquid_topaz]

Which would be?

[feelingthirsty]

Why so curious, Edward?

[liquid_topaz]

Curiosity killed the vampire.

[feelingthirsty]

That's too bad.

[liquid_topaz]

You can't possibly not have an interest in them.