So today Matt is 22 and his lame friends decided to DECEIVE him and throw him on a chocobo so they could set up a SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY and here it is. 8| Invite list includes
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Some time after Badou and Mello had finished stuffing glittery gorditas down Ichigo's shirt, Rukia felt that it would be in all of their interests to get the poor boy cleaned off. How he was going to clean his clothes, she didn't know. But it was worth trying, at any rate.
She opened the bathroom door and winced as Ichigo marched across.
"You smell like beans," she informed him helpfully.
"And who's fault is THAT," Ichigo snapped, still attempting to rub the cheese out of his hair. "Like you didn't make enough chocolate things to feed the whole country ANYWAY."
Ichigo scowled at her, then turned and flipped the sink on so he could let it warm up. He wasn't even sure where the glitter had come from. "At least it's easier to get out than flour."
"But it's not as fun to dance in," Rukia smiled and stepped into the bathroom to help him. She reached up and extracted a piece of lettuce from behind his ear.
Ichigo scowled and blushed. If he didn't look like a giant upright burrito he might be a little more comfortable right now. Instead he was just gross. "Is there more of that anywhere?"
"Hmm." Rukia gave him a good looking over. "No-- No, wait. Yes." She reached up and over to his other ear and plucked out yet another lettuce leaf. "There. I think you're good. Now work on the cheese. And beans. And sauce. .... and glitter."
Ichigo rolled his eyes, then turned and promptly stuck his head under the water. "This feels so gross," he muttered. "At least chocolate would have tasted good. You should have let us fight with the pastries."
"Yeah right," Rukia started to tease, when Ichigo pulled his shirt off. For the second time that night, Rukia felt the color rising to her cheeks because some moronic guy decided to change in front of her. "SKFDJH WAS THAT NECESSARY."
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She opened the bathroom door and winced as Ichigo marched across.
"You smell like beans," she informed him helpfully.
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"Well that doesn't change the fact that you're covered in cheese," she laughed. "And glitter."
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"Get the beans out of your nose," she snorted.
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