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[popcornlasers]

I've been in bed for a week now and I'm bored as fuck. I blame all of you for not entertaining me more. I mean, come on. I can only watch Robocop and Die Hard so many times

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[oopsdeadclan]

There are ninjas running around? Shock, horror.

[popcornlasers]

I know, right?

You're Itachi.

[oopsdeadclan]

Hadn't heard they were detrimental LJ posts. Thanks for the tip.

Apparently. And you're Matt.

[popcornlasers]

No problem. Next time pay for the info.

You're not as pretty as I thought you'd be.

[oopsdeadclan]

But you were giving it out so generously for free.

Wasn't aware this was Miss Universe. What made you think I'd be pretty?

[popcornlasers]

Don't expect any more freebies.

Mello's going out of his way to stay in sleazy hotel rooms with you, I thought there might at least be something there. This icon's more like it.

[oopsdeadclan]

Wouldn't dream of it.

I thought he did it purely for the bottom-shelf mini-bar and bad cable. Stop, I'll blush.

[popcornlasers]

Of course not.

Might be doing it for the cheap chocolate on the pillow, but I doubt you two bother with that kind of hotel.

[oopsdeadclan]

He'd stoop to cheap chocolate?

I have no clue what you're implying.

[popcornlasers]

...

I'm curious what he sees in you, if it's not your wit.

[oopsdeadclan]

Would you like a hint?

[popcornlasers]

He has a death wish?

[oopsdeadclan]

He's still alive, isn't he?

[popcornlasers]

Aren't we all.

[oopsdeadclan]

Worried I'll kill him?

[popcornlasers]

Your friend came pretty close.