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it's a sad day when you realise the simple, un(chemically)treated joy of something like eating an actual breakfast and exercising. it's sadder that this does not turn the sound and feeling down as much as blatant mistreatment does.
However: an anecdote.
The other day i wore a rather form-fitting dress to an event that my sister was hosting in Boston. Upon departing my mother saw me and screeched, as that is the range of her vocal capacity, "WHITNEY I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO BE DIETING AND GETTING SO SKINNY!" I said, "mommy, i'm not dieting."
See, i'm not. because, po-moemy , dieting entails some sort of conscientious, metered regulation of what traverses the ol' GI tract. The only substances frequently ingested here at cuerpo de whitney are sneezed, coughed, bled, pissed and otherwise dissolved into obscurity. Nothing is burned off, counted, vomited, or otherwise purged with such precision that you know, heyfuckin'presto i'm suddenly sub 100. Up until that there crescent moon, eating was barely a second thought; unless someone reminded me it never occurred otherwise. ANYHOW!
je crois que j'aille manger des tomates parce que ils sont rouges comme l'endomètre que coule de....moi.
But Never (9:45:57 PM): you're cuttin' it close gary
A Small Taste (9:45:47 PM): i know
A Small Taste (9:45:54 PM): i like living on the edge
But Never (9:47:00 PM): i mostly just like walking the line
But Never (9:47:20 PM): know what they say
But Never (9:47:23 PM): it's nice to visit
But Never (9:47:32 PM): but you wouldn't wanna live there!
twogayants (10:08:36 PM): i have to move my moms car
twogayants (10:08:37 PM): brb
twogayants (10:08:39 PM): baby ycakes
twogayants (10:08:42 PM): sweet baby cakes
But Never (10:09:08 PM): BROWN BABY CAKES
But Never (10:09:17 PM): YOU BURNT THEM
But Never (10:09:20 PM): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
But Never (10:23:10 PM): any news on that?
twogayants (10:22:55 PM): mmm
twogayants (10:23:12 PM): no maam
twogayants (10:23:18 PM): havnt talked to the fellow
twogayants (10:23:20 PM): long fellow
twogayants (10:23:29 PM): waht the h ell is that guys name
But Never (10:24:13 PM): kevin?!
But Never (10:24:26 PM): long john s ilver?
twogayants (10:24:09 PM): no
twogayants (10:24:11 PM): yesssss
twogayants (10:24:12 PM): haha
But Never (10:24:39 PM): hahaha
But Never (10:24:42 PM): oooo kaaaay
twogayants (10:24:32 PM): i was abouot t o say long john cottontail
twogayants (10:24:36 PM): but thtatsj ust embaraassing
But Never (10:24:59 PM): hahaha
But Never (10:25:00 PM): what!
twogayants (10:24:45 PM): yes.
twogayants (10:24:46 PM): i told you
twogayants (10:24:49 PM): embarassing
But Never (10:25:16 PM): well...
But Never (10:25:18 PM): i believe you
However: an anecdote.
The other day i wore a rather form-fitting dress to an event that my sister was hosting in Boston. Upon departing my mother saw me and screeched, as that is the range of her vocal capacity, "WHITNEY I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO BE DIETING AND GETTING SO SKINNY!" I said, "mommy, i'm not dieting."
See, i'm not. because, po-moemy , dieting entails some sort of conscientious, metered regulation of what traverses the ol' GI tract. The only substances frequently ingested here at cuerpo de whitney are sneezed, coughed, bled, pissed and otherwise dissolved into obscurity. Nothing is burned off, counted, vomited, or otherwise purged with such precision that you know, heyfuckin'presto i'm suddenly sub 100. Up until that there crescent moon, eating was barely a second thought; unless someone reminded me it never occurred otherwise. ANYHOW!
je crois que j'aille manger des tomates parce que ils sont rouges comme l'endomètre que coule de....moi.
But Never (9:45:57 PM): you're cuttin' it close gary
A Small Taste (9:45:47 PM): i know
A Small Taste (9:45:54 PM): i like living on the edge
But Never (9:47:00 PM): i mostly just like walking the line
But Never (9:47:20 PM): know what they say
But Never (9:47:23 PM): it's nice to visit
But Never (9:47:32 PM): but you wouldn't wanna live there!
twogayants (10:08:36 PM): i have to move my moms car
twogayants (10:08:37 PM): brb
twogayants (10:08:39 PM): baby ycakes
twogayants (10:08:42 PM): sweet baby cakes
But Never (10:09:08 PM): BROWN BABY CAKES
But Never (10:09:17 PM): YOU BURNT THEM
But Never (10:09:20 PM): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
But Never (10:23:10 PM): any news on that?
twogayants (10:22:55 PM): mmm
twogayants (10:23:12 PM): no maam
twogayants (10:23:18 PM): havnt talked to the fellow
twogayants (10:23:20 PM): long fellow
twogayants (10:23:29 PM): waht the h ell is that guys name
But Never (10:24:13 PM): kevin?!
But Never (10:24:26 PM): long john s ilver?
twogayants (10:24:09 PM): no
twogayants (10:24:11 PM): yesssss
twogayants (10:24:12 PM): haha
But Never (10:24:39 PM): hahaha
But Never (10:24:42 PM): oooo kaaaay
twogayants (10:24:32 PM): i was abouot t o say long john cottontail
twogayants (10:24:36 PM): but thtatsj ust embaraassing
But Never (10:24:59 PM): hahaha
But Never (10:25:00 PM): what!
twogayants (10:24:45 PM): yes.
twogayants (10:24:46 PM): i told you
twogayants (10:24:49 PM): embarassing
But Never (10:25:16 PM): well...
But Never (10:25:18 PM): i believe you