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[pop_up_leeches]

i am incredibly aroused and home alone, so after several hours of playing my piano and reading ass naked, i have decided to fill a water bottle with whiskey and shovel the driveway.  JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW!

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[tripinthehead33]

O.o I figured I would check out your journal after commenting on your photo a while back, and THIS is what I read? Interesting stuff. Alcohol + snow is fun. I work at a bar, and had to shovel it out from the massive storm we've been having around here. It reinforced this line of thought yesterday. Alcohol + ice + sex is even more fun though. *runs to find rum*

[pop_up_leeches]

THIS IS WHAT YOU READ! i only have alcohol, ice and various other suuuubstances that is not mal leche. What sucks, what really sucks is that i shoveled the whole thing, took three hours and getting a bit ill halfway through it; wake up this morning...MORE SNOW. the rage.

[tripinthehead33]

Heh, that sucks! Luckily, I don't have to shovel at home. Just at work. I get paid for that though. I used to love putting on headphones with my discman or MP3 player, listening to metal and just shoveling away. 3 hours is a long time! The rage can't be helpful being coupled with the frustration you seemed to hint at yesterday.

[pop_up_leeches]

yeah man i was actually listening to acid bath and dancing with the shovel quite a bit.

[tripinthehead33]

That's cute! I used to scare the neighbors by singing the whole song "God Machine" when shoveling. The sheriffs prissy daughter freaked out and called 911, asked for her daddy to come home and I got "stern talking-to" about scaring folks. What kind of shit is that?

[pop_up_leeches]

really shitty shit, the worst kind in my book!

[tripinthehead33]

Yeah! Freedom of speech my ass. Good thing the wording was "don't sing that song every again around my daughter" and not "don't sing songs like that". Otherwise I wouldn't have had fun with the other nice songs on that album.

[pop_up_leeches]

one day, one day i'm going to fuck to the entire "pagan terrorism tactics" cd. That's my real goal in life; fuck neuroscience/world domination.

[tripinthehead33]

That sounds like a fun goal. Yeah, screw all that stuff. Everyone's gonna die, I want my kicks, screw saving everybody else.

[pop_up_leeches]

that's the spirit!

[tripinthehead33]

Well you're an agreeable and interesting person!

[pop_up_leeches]

that's a very nice thing to say about me! i assure you i'm just a bit maaaaad

[tripinthehead33]

Oh hun, I've got a medical file bigger than my head saying I am too. Sane people are boring as all get out.

[pop_up_leeches]

oooo what's wrong with you!?

[tripinthehead33]

Eh, long story short, sleep deprivation and idiot doctors that didn't listen didn't go over well a few years back. Also, apparently, American doctors think that having violent thoughts when attacked is a characteristic of psychosis too. O.o I thought that was natural instict, but whatever. *rollseyes* I don't keep my mouth shut either, so telling the doctor he's full of shit and needs to get HIS head checked didn't go over well at all.

[pop_up_leeches]

you sound like meeee!