You found me in the street on the night i lost my head
Last night was my most undignified night ever.
I am never drinking before going out again - i really can't take it.
Let me list the humiliating things i did
- Asked 'fit barmaid' [or who i though was fit barmaid] what her name was - it was Rachael.
- Felt all of my female friends bottoms - a lot.
- Told some girl i thought she looked nice - she did give me a cig though.
- Fell over my own leg about a million times when dancing
- Wandered out of the club without telling anyone and talked to the head bouncer about god knows what.
- Opened a taxi door with people in it ready to get out and one of them actually said 'can you just wait for us to get out please?'
- Came home and threw up about 5 times though on the last time i fell out of bed and smashed my eye on the corner of the drawers.
And another thing i did which wasn't really embarrassing but totally shows how pissed i was was ask a girl who i don't really like if i could go to her house today.
I'm such a loser.
I am never drinking before going out again - i really can't take it.
Let me list the humiliating things i did
- Asked 'fit barmaid' [or who i though was fit barmaid] what her name was - it was Rachael.
- Felt all of my female friends bottoms - a lot.
- Told some girl i thought she looked nice - she did give me a cig though.
- Fell over my own leg about a million times when dancing
- Wandered out of the club without telling anyone and talked to the head bouncer about god knows what.
- Opened a taxi door with people in it ready to get out and one of them actually said 'can you just wait for us to get out please?'
- Came home and threw up about 5 times though on the last time i fell out of bed and smashed my eye on the corner of the drawers.
And another thing i did which wasn't really embarrassing but totally shows how pissed i was was ask a girl who i don't really like if i could go to her house today.
I'm such a loser.