stolen from spacegirl_spiff
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon tellmeyarns (65 points). Yesterday, I stopped kimya_dawson from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In July, I sacrificed kimya_dawson to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I fed indyofdoom to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very good (785 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
pop_action_hero
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