This just in: chocolate is a shameless hussy.
I guess most people have at least heard of the 'slut walks' that have been taking place around the globe since a young Canadian woman was told that she would be asking for it if she dressed like a slut.
Now of course the 'fightback' has started, with the usual "I'm just a helpless red-blooded male" bullshit.
All I can say on the topic is that I dearly hope Mr Lewis doesn't frequent swimming pools, gymnasiums or the beach, lest scantily-dressed members of both sexes find themselves overpowered by his 'primitive response'.
My primitive response, Mr Lewis, tells me that chocolate is yummy even though it's bad for my heart.
I suppose the chocolate was just asking for it, eh? Self-control be blowed.
Now of course the 'fightback' has started, with the usual "I'm just a helpless red-blooded male" bullshit.
All I can say on the topic is that I dearly hope Mr Lewis doesn't frequent swimming pools, gymnasiums or the beach, lest scantily-dressed members of both sexes find themselves overpowered by his 'primitive response'.
My primitive response, Mr Lewis, tells me that chocolate is yummy even though it's bad for my heart.
I suppose the chocolate was just asking for it, eh? Self-control be blowed.