Funny Headline

[pootlus]

Woman fights off bear with zucchini.

A colleague pointed out that it becomes infinitely more amusing if you change the emphasis slightly and assign the possession of the zucchini (courgette) to the bear rather than the woman.

Comments

[matildabj]

Ha, second reference to this I've seen/heard today (I heard it on 'head to headlines' on the Radio 2 breakfast show - this one won. They even phoned Gordon Ramsay to check that a large courgette isn't a marrow. He said it isn't).

[pootlus]

I wonder if it's possible to fight off Gordon Ramsay with a vegetable.

I smell an updated Monty Python sketch approaching.