OMG it's lunchtime - where did the morning go ?
I have recently re-discovered the tastiness that is Heinz Sandwich Spread. It appears to me to be something which, prima facie, looks like toddler-vomit. This is just a façade, however - it is in fact jolly nice. It is also the sort of thing that would make a Frenchman recoil in horror shouting "Zut Alors!" and "Quelle Domage!" and, you know, other similar foreign-sounding things. This makes it doubly good, in my view. In fact, perhaps Sandwich spread is to the French what garlic is to vampires...