Random facts about Anthony and Kyle...

Feb 27, 2006 00:18

Random facts about Anthony and Kyle.....

Anthony's tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.
Kyle once walked down the street with a massive erection, there were no survivors.
Anthony is the reason waldo is hiding.
Kyle does not break wind, he destroys it.
When Anthony folds his arms, the U.S. terror alert level is raised to gold.
Kyle is actually the undefeated champion of the japanese cooking show "Iron Chef", his secret ingredient; Love
5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Anthony
Kyle is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Scott
Children are afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Anthony
When Kyle does a pushup he isnt lifting himself off the ground, hes pushing the ground down
Anthony never takes showers, Instead, he points to himself and shouts "CLEAN!"
Kyle once stared at a woman for 3 seconds, she instantly became pregnant.
Someone once tried telling Anthony that roundhouse kicks werent the best way to kick someone, This has been recorded by historians as the biggest mistake anyone has ever made.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight he checks his closet for Kyle.
Anthony can actually travel through time by running 88mph.
Kyle single handedly built the pyramids, he isnt vain so he let the egyptians take the credit.
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