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I am so mad right now
I have a break in between my biology lab and my english class, and I usually spend that time in the union of Sac State. Well, when you walk into the place, you are bombarded with several gleaming snack machines...which I usually ignore. But not today. Today I decided that I needed to get some Cheetos.
Yes....delicious yummy Cheetos...
Lunch of champions
So...I look in my purse and see one crumpled old dollar. The price of Cheetos: one dollar. Oh yes....it was meant to be
I put my crumpled dollar in the machine...and it took the pathetic dollar. Again, it was meant to be
I watched as the Cheetos came out of the line, half afraid that they'd get caught up there....but they didn't...they fell down
..........and got stuck at the bottom just beyond my reach
So there I am staring at my bag of Cheetos hovering right beyond my reach....
And I'm thinking, "What do I do? Do I pull the fat-ass move and bang on the machine desperately trying to jiggle my Cheetos free? Do I curse the machine angrily? Or do I just let it go....like I wanted to waste a dollar to watch Cheetos fall but not eat them?" Well, I did a little of all of them. And made an ass out of myself.
And I'm still hungry
I have a break in between my biology lab and my english class, and I usually spend that time in the union of Sac State. Well, when you walk into the place, you are bombarded with several gleaming snack machines...which I usually ignore. But not today. Today I decided that I needed to get some Cheetos.
Yes....delicious yummy Cheetos...
Lunch of champions
So...I look in my purse and see one crumpled old dollar. The price of Cheetos: one dollar. Oh yes....it was meant to be
I put my crumpled dollar in the machine...and it took the pathetic dollar. Again, it was meant to be
I watched as the Cheetos came out of the line, half afraid that they'd get caught up there....but they didn't...they fell down
..........and got stuck at the bottom just beyond my reach
So there I am staring at my bag of Cheetos hovering right beyond my reach....
And I'm thinking, "What do I do? Do I pull the fat-ass move and bang on the machine desperately trying to jiggle my Cheetos free? Do I curse the machine angrily? Or do I just let it go....like I wanted to waste a dollar to watch Cheetos fall but not eat them?" Well, I did a little of all of them. And made an ass out of myself.
And I'm still hungry