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[poorqueequeg]

[Awaking with a start in an unfamiliar place was really not cool, especially considering it's snowing and she's in summer clothes she would never be caught dead wearing as it is, and the fact that she was pretty much dying probably 10 minutes ago. What is this

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[Voice] 1/?

[ufo_fanboy]

[Mulder opens the book to look through entries, and- NO. WAY.]

[Voice] 2/?

[ufo_fanboy]

[OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE SCULLY. SCULLY'S HERE! FINALLY! He has so much to tell her.]

[Voice] 3/?

[ufo_fanboy]

[...but... this also means she's a prisoner here too. After all that she's been through, thanks to his unending quest...]

[Voice] 4/?

[ufo_fanboy]

[How to break this to her...]

[Voice] 5/5 DONE

[ufo_fanboy]

You're really going to think I'm kidding when I explain what's going on.

[And you have NO IDEA just how desperate he's been to hear your voice.]

Where are you, Scully? They like to drop us off in the middle of nowhere in something that barely counts as clothing.

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[poorqueequeg]

[Woah. Wait. WAAAAAIT.]

Mulder? Mulder, this has got to be a joke. You're not funny.

[...then again, would Mulder be able to pull this off? Probably not.]

Uh... a forest. I can hear a stream nearby.

[Voice]

[ufo_fanboy]

Pretty elaborate set-up for just a joke, don't you think? The short story is we're somewhere so far over the rainbow we can't even see the yellow brick road.

[Ok, a stream, that's sort of better than "random spot in woods" that so often happens to people. It's doable.]

I'm on my way out there. Then I can give you the long story. Without an illustrative slide show, I'm sorry to say.

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[poorqueequeg]

No slides? I'm a little disappointed. 'Storytime with Mulder' just got boring. [...yeah, humor while you're freezing is a good thing, promise.]

Anyway, I'm following the stream downward, any chance I'll find something?

[Voice]

[ufo_fanboy]

I could do some shadow puppets, if we get the right kind of lighting out there. [...he's more than willing to carry on with humorous remarks. He's stepping outside now, book in hand.]

Keep following it, and eventually you'll come across a village.

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

That sounds completely not shady at all. [/sarcasm.] But sure, I'll keep on the trail I am. Please tell me there's warm clothes and maybe hot chocolate at the end of this trail?

[Voice]

[ufo_fanboy]

[Mulder hurries along, keeping an eye out for the familiar red hair to stand out as he gets toward the forest.]

I can lead you to all of the above, and you can have your full pick of clothes. Maybe even get a whole new wardrobe. Spandex is in this season, isn't it?

[Voice] -- guess which episode was just watched :D

[poorqueequeg]

No, no it really isn't, Mulder. Nice try though.

[And a beat:] There's no beast-women here for you to find, is there?

[Voice] BEAST WOMAN!!!

[ufo_fanboy]

[Oh, just wait until you see it all, Scully... juuuust wait.]

No Jersey Devil here to my knowledge, but I can give you better than that. People from other worlds, Scully. Other times and universes and planets... some even who exist only in fiction. [Quick little pause.] I met Superman once.

[Voice] YES :D it's slow-going, but fantastic canon review for fun!

[poorqueequeg]

...you sure you're not going crazy, Mulder? Then again, I'm being told that we were kidnapped. And it wasn't just someone dressed up like him?

[Voice] AWESOME. the early ones are overall THE BEST place to canon review!

[ufo_fanboy]

Oh, no, it was actually him. Batman has been here on and off too. [TOTAL seriousness here, not a hint he's making this up for fun.] And we have been kidnapped, by- it's a long story, and it's probably best I tell you when I find you. They monitor all conversations over the journals, so we need to be careful what we say in here.

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[poorqueequeg]

Sure. I've heard of tapped phones but tapped books is a new one.

[There's a pause for a moment.] Pretty sure I see something in the distance. Houses, maybe?