Jun 17, 2003 15:52
So I got a new job. And I'm pretty fucking happy about it, because despite it being the same pay and the same job, just at a different place, it proves that somebody out there like me. Woo hoo!
So I'm drrrrruuuuunk. And I'm going to spend the last remaining month at my current job drrrruuuuuuunnnk. Which you'd think would be expensive, but to that I say "Not if you know where to steal the booze from".
So now all I need is a house nearby. Hmmm.
That is the question: Should I live like a student, or become the hermit I've been striving towards for years now? All accomodation should be free, people should give me gifts daily, and all taps should pour wine, not water.
And while we're at it, why the fuck can't I get a decent cup of tea around here?! What do I have to do? Move to england?! Fuck!