Yarrr!

Mar 29, 2005 08:43

hey hey

So, I have no idea who's still around on here and all that jazz, but I'll give it a shot anyhow.

Things have been just peachy. I now live in a house filled with beer, a moron, a damned good friend, and my lovely partner. The three of us get together and set traps for the moron. Why is the moron a moron? Lack of consideration, respect, finesse, intelligence. During the last week alone, he's left countless empty soup cans on the kitchen bench, he's turned the lounge room into a very large paper-stacking device, he broke the soap dish in the shower (despite it being TILED to the wall!), he broke my favorite mug, he broke the cable modem, and he broke his dignity, big time.

If anyone would care to contribute to the design of further Kevin-traps, designs are more than welcome, and are in fact urged.

On a slightly more universal note, happy easter! I hope you all had lots of chocolate (vegan or otherwise) =)

-~=zoop!=~-
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