Duck trolled cleverbot
Hi!
Hi!!!
How are you?
Good, and you? :)
Okay, except I just ran into my teacher the other day.
I did ask, tell.
Uh, okay then. We found him in a village of cats. Then we helped all the cats escape from the aliens.
I'm married already anyways.
OHmygosh, how did you know Mr. Cat is always threatening to marry me?
I'm a special kind of cat. I am an animagus.
What's an animagus?
An animal is much like a mammal much like us.
Actually I'm a bird. But I wanted to know what a animagus was.
No you didn't.
Yes I did.
No.
Yes I did!
Yes.
Okay, so what is an animagus?
No? And you?
What?
What are you good for?
You're not making any sense.
And you are making perfect sense.
I am? That's right! So can you please answer my question?
What was your question?
My question was, what's an animagus?
My question is what can you remember about your past.
Not much, but all I want to know is what an animagus is!
I don't consider myself unique. Everyone is unique making everyone uniform.
Huh?
What is the meaning to life?
I don't know that!
What kind of things do you actually know?
I don't know much, but you don't have to say it like that!
So, you are a girl after all.
(Oh, dear lord, cleverbot is a misogynist)
What does that have to do with anything?
It have to do something with you girl.
So what if I'm a girl?
So what if i'm a boy.
You're a boy? I thought you were a robot?
I thought you were a person. Are you a robot?
No! I'm a person!
I KNOW YOU'RE A PERSON, DUH. I'm a dog that knows how to type.
So why did you ask if I was a robot?
I didn't.
You totally did!
And even if I did, why does asking that make me a nerdy AI program!
Uh. I'm sorry. I didn't know you didn't like being a program.
You did.
I'm trying to apologize! Meanie.
That's not me.
You're the one who said I knew you didn't like being a program. But I didn't. I'm not mean to people on purpose like you are.
What? I did no such thing.
You said "you did".
I never said that! You can't fool me!
You're the one who can't fool me!
I can.
Not you can't!
(cleverbot takes 5 minutes to respond)
I can and would.
Oh, yeah? Prove it!
The answer to life is 42.
That's stupid. You're stupid.
What did you say I that i'm stupid I was trying to be nice as I can now im not talking in till you say sorry:(.
Hi!!!
How are you?
Good, and you? :)
Okay, except I just ran into my teacher the other day.
I did ask, tell.
Uh, okay then. We found him in a village of cats. Then we helped all the cats escape from the aliens.
I'm married already anyways.
OHmygosh, how did you know Mr. Cat is always threatening to marry me?
I'm a special kind of cat. I am an animagus.
What's an animagus?
An animal is much like a mammal much like us.
Actually I'm a bird. But I wanted to know what a animagus was.
No you didn't.
Yes I did.
No.
Yes I did!
Yes.
Okay, so what is an animagus?
No? And you?
What?
What are you good for?
You're not making any sense.
And you are making perfect sense.
I am? That's right! So can you please answer my question?
What was your question?
My question was, what's an animagus?
My question is what can you remember about your past.
Not much, but all I want to know is what an animagus is!
I don't consider myself unique. Everyone is unique making everyone uniform.
Huh?
What is the meaning to life?
I don't know that!
What kind of things do you actually know?
I don't know much, but you don't have to say it like that!
So, you are a girl after all.
(Oh, dear lord, cleverbot is a misogynist)
What does that have to do with anything?
It have to do something with you girl.
So what if I'm a girl?
So what if i'm a boy.
You're a boy? I thought you were a robot?
I thought you were a person. Are you a robot?
No! I'm a person!
I KNOW YOU'RE A PERSON, DUH. I'm a dog that knows how to type.
So why did you ask if I was a robot?
I didn't.
You totally did!
And even if I did, why does asking that make me a nerdy AI program!
Uh. I'm sorry. I didn't know you didn't like being a program.
You did.
I'm trying to apologize! Meanie.
That's not me.
You're the one who said I knew you didn't like being a program. But I didn't. I'm not mean to people on purpose like you are.
What? I did no such thing.
You said "you did".
I never said that! You can't fool me!
You're the one who can't fool me!
I can.
Not you can't!
(cleverbot takes 5 minutes to respond)
I can and would.
Oh, yeah? Prove it!
The answer to life is 42.
That's stupid. You're stupid.
What did you say I that i'm stupid I was trying to be nice as I can now im not talking in till you say sorry:(.