To: Desai County Sheriff and anybody posseing up soon.
Hey pardners! I'm not gonna be riding out with you-all, but in between now and your big bandit showdown, I'm gonna be right here in Miss Ukraina's Saloon, and I will stand a drink to any man or woman wearing a star, even if it's just a temporary one. Feel free to come along any time, 'cause this is where I will be, showing y'all just how much I appreciate what you're doing for all us upstanding citizens.