1st shift ✖ voice

[poor_theodore]

[ The voice is of a man, close to middle age; he sounds tired and more than a little pissed off, with a hint of confusion (though the confusion just seems to make him even more pissed off). Those who are familiar with Hank Pym, aka Yellowjacket, will recognize the voice as his. ]

This is Yellowjacket, does anyone read? Repeat, does anyone read?

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Comments

voice;

[adamantined]

Hey, I know that voice.

voice;

[poor_theodore]

Hi. You've reached Teddy. Who you may know from previous fan favorites like, the last Teddy.

Unfortunately this Teddy's having some issues and may need to be returned to the factor for a refund. So if he doesn't remember who you are please don't hate him forever.

voice;

[adamantined]

The only way I'm going to hate you is if you tell me you always refer to yourself in the third person.

voice;

[poor_theodore]

No, no. It was just a phase.

A phase that I've just gotten over by way of your uncannily timed and expertly executed intervention, random stranger person.

voice;

[adamantined]

That's what I'm good for. My name's Claire, by the way. Bennet.

voice;

[poor_theodore]

Hi there, Claire Bennet. I'm Teddy Altman.

But I'm guessing you already knew that?

voice; sorry for the slow sob lj is not giving me notifs

[adamantined]

Kind of, yeah. You just left recently.

voice; oh god don't worry me neither. F5 is my friend sob.

[poor_theodore]

So everybody keeps telling me. We know each other long?

voice; SOB

[adamantined]

Longish. Not very well, but well enough.

voice; /comforts. comforts HARD.

[poor_theodore]

Well. Would you be interested in maybe getting to know one another again?

voice; oh thank you :>

[adamantined]

I think, deep down, that was the sole reason for commenting.

voice; ANYTIME~

[poor_theodore]

Then I welcome these comments with open arms, an open mind, and whatever other bits of myself that I can open without getting too graphic or obscene.

So. Claire Bennett -- not-so-random stranger. Tell me something about yourself. Seriously. Anything.

voice;

[adamantined]

You just made this weirdly obscene so -

Well... I don't know. I used to be a cheerleader.

voice;

[poor_theodore]

I'm seventeen years old and I'm a guy. It sort of comes with the territory.

Oh yeah? I used to be a basketball player before -- you know -- stuff.

voice;

[adamantined]

Stuff? Around here you need to be a little more specific.

voice;

[poor_theodore]

Oh, you know, before I got drafted into being the whole teenage superhero, Hulk-Junior-cosplay-only-not deal.

[ An awkward pause. ]

Or did old-me never mention that part?