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Forgive me. I must do this publicly so that I cannot take it back. Friends, hold me accountable. Help me stand up for myself!
Dear UPS Man,
It's over. We had some very special moments. Despite the resulting workload, signing for packages was the highlight of my day. Our conversations were meaningful. I loved hearing you say, "Thank you. Have a good day." Our relationship was nothing short of uplifting. I thank you for that.
But yesterday, yesterday! When you had the gall to see me, and hide your face, pretending you hadn't seen. When you walked past without even a nod! When you sent your coworker to deliver my packages!
If you will not look at me, if you will not ask me to sign for packages, if you will not blush and stammer, "Two today," we have nothing left. Our relationship was built on shy smiles, but those are obviously in the past.
I will not let myself spend anymore time pining over you and the beautiful thing that we had.
No longer yours,
Alex
P.S. If by some huge chance of fate, you are reading this and think: I am a UPS man. I deliver packages to a cute blond girl at the Michigan Peddler and Destination Mackinac. Crazy to think that last time I saw her, I ducked and hid my face. I'm that girl, jerkface. However, I might forgive you if you are sweet and 20+. Next time you can't avoid me, ask for my number.
ETA: I just saw the quote of the day from google. It is this: 'The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.' -Paul Valery How apropos.
ETA(6-13-2008): I take it back. Maybe we were meant for each other('s amusement every afternoon around 1PM.)
Dear UPS Man,
It's over. We had some very special moments. Despite the resulting workload, signing for packages was the highlight of my day. Our conversations were meaningful. I loved hearing you say, "Thank you. Have a good day." Our relationship was nothing short of uplifting. I thank you for that.
But yesterday, yesterday! When you had the gall to see me, and hide your face, pretending you hadn't seen. When you walked past without even a nod! When you sent your coworker to deliver my packages!
If you will not look at me, if you will not ask me to sign for packages, if you will not blush and stammer, "Two today," we have nothing left. Our relationship was built on shy smiles, but those are obviously in the past.
I will not let myself spend anymore time pining over you and the beautiful thing that we had.
No longer yours,
Alex
P.S. If by some huge chance of fate, you are reading this and think: I am a UPS man. I deliver packages to a cute blond girl at the Michigan Peddler and Destination Mackinac. Crazy to think that last time I saw her, I ducked and hid my face. I'm that girl, jerkface. However, I might forgive you if you are sweet and 20+. Next time you can't avoid me, ask for my number.
ETA: I just saw the quote of the day from google. It is this: 'The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.' -Paul Valery How apropos.
ETA(6-13-2008): I take it back. Maybe we were meant for each other('s amusement every afternoon around 1PM.)