(no subject)
To whom it may concern*:
I hate you and I hate your face.
We're not speaking and I'm deleting you from life until further notice.
That's all.
Alex
*This list includes, but is not limited to: Lord Voldemort, tropical polar bears, suicidal cheerleaders, large noses full of snark snot, Cuddy's low cut shirts, unseemly scars, the phrase "Dunder Miflin, this is Pam," bodice-rippering entertainment (of any kind), Dr. Where?, homicide, and large explosions.
ETA: Yes, livejournal, that means you. And you too, refresh button. Stop looking at me with those puppy eyes. I do not have time to play right now. And my email inbox refreshes itself. So just stop.
I hate you and I hate your face.
We're not speaking and I'm deleting you from life until further notice.
That's all.
Alex
*This list includes, but is not limited to: Lord Voldemort, tropical polar bears, suicidal cheerleaders, large noses full of snark snot, Cuddy's low cut shirts, unseemly scars, the phrase "Dunder Miflin, this is Pam," bodice-rippering entertainment (of any kind), Dr. Where?, homicide, and large explosions.
ETA: Yes, livejournal, that means you. And you too, refresh button. Stop looking at me with those puppy eyes. I do not have time to play right now. And my email inbox refreshes itself. So just stop.