further proof that my stomach is a separate entity

[poor_cinderalex]

I found this note stuck to my computer this morning:

Dear Alex

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[ghetto_bridget]

I think my brain and my stomach stop communicating sometimes, as was the case on Monday. That was the day I had a grand total of:
1 Tangerine-Grapefruit Fuze
1 Bottle of Water
1 Bottle of Tropicana Twister Orange Soda
1 Bag of these chocolate-coated Keebler graham cracker things
2 small chocolate chip cookies from my CivWar class
2(ish) handfuls of Cheezits
1 banana
1 multivitamin
1 Capri Sun

No meals. No cafeteria visiting. I think my brain was tired from trying to get my stomach to want food and telling me that I should probably eat that it just quit by the time I got back. However, I think Lame-o kicked it back on via AIM when he told me he was going to start buying me food to make sure I ate (hence the banana/vitamin/wannabe juice).

[poor_cinderalex]

omg eat.

fat pandas are awesome. be one with me.

[ghetto_bridget]

There's no bamboooooooooooo!!!!

[poor_cinderalex]

vaga;ag;;gl.kjag;l

*feeds you spinach insead*

[shootingstar615]

Alex, I adore you! You are amazing and DON'T need to do sit-ups!

[poor_cinderalex]

you're right. i don't need to do sit-ups.

however, i like to do sit-ups. i don't know what bob thought he was going to pull, trying to convince me i hate them.

♥

[uadlika]

You have random body parts that send notes to you too? I thought I was the only one...

[poor_cinderalex]

bob and i have a love/hate relationship. mostly hate, though.

he's usually passive agressive leaving notes, making noises, threatening to explode. jerk.

so what to i do?

SIT-UPS!

[brassknight86]

My stomach and I aren't talking since he developed acid reflux and I decided to continue eating like a pig.

[poor_cinderalex]

:(

oh. feel better.

[driedupangls]

ok,
1) I LOVE LOVE LOVE your icon
2) Fat Panda's are awesome.. you but are not one. That's ME (yay fatness)
3) I missssss you. Come live with me in ann arbor this summer!

(oh, and elliptical machines are fun!)

<--- THAT'S YOU!!!!111!!!11!!!

[poor_cinderalex]

thanks! i love love love fat pandas and they always make me think of you. not because you actually look like a fat panda but because it's the best insult i've ever heard anyone come up with at three in the morning.

amy: alex, wouldn't it be funny if one day you were like, to SK, "You look like such a fat panda."

alex: hahahahahahaha

amy: no, but really. sometimes i feel like a fat panda.

alex: me too.

amy: fat panda.

alex: you look like a fat panda.

um. yeah. good times.

so this summer i'll totally come visit you in ann arbor. i'll still be working with flowers, so i can't live there. *sadness*

if i were less cheap and could afford a pass the gym, i'm certain, i too, would enjoy elliptical machines. this one time, when i was supposed to be painting this woman's house (after it was damaged in a hurricane), i played on her elliptical machine. i was hugely entertained.

Re: <--- THAT'S YOU!!!!111!!!11!!!

[driedupangls]

ok that last paragraph... Alex I thought you were a good saintly child... whatever happened?

And Fat Panda is the best insult I have ever come up with at 3 am... although I did a fantastic job of insulting this disgustingly drunk freshman last Friday while making sure he could walk home.

But yes, please do come visit. You are always welcome :) maybe I'll come visit you and the flowers too. That was awfully fun... in fact... I could help you work in the beginning when it's all fun lifting and such. GOOD EXCERSIZE. oh man it was awesome.

[cinderalex_pens]

saintly child... lol. i'm a rock star.

summer=♥

[i_like_birdss]

Haha.. you know the ol' saying... no pain, no gain.

hope all is well.

[poor_cinderalex]

thanks. all is better.

mostly because i haven't done my sit-ups yet today. lol.