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In the spirit of chucking away journals and finding a penpal, as Kate mentions in this entry, I have written a letter.
Dear James Madison,
Don't you have better things to be doing with your time like being dead or burning down the white house than sending me a zillion emails a day? I suggest that instead of telling me about the resume workshop I haven't even expressed the slightest interest in, you edit The Federalist Papers. It's about time we had a new edition. Add in a couple papers on PACs and campaign finance reform. Then maybe I'll think about ratifying the Constitution reading your email.
Love always,
Alex
Dear James Madison,
Don't you have better things to be doing with your time like being dead or burning down the white house than sending me a zillion emails a day? I suggest that instead of telling me about the resume workshop I haven't even expressed the slightest interest in, you edit The Federalist Papers. It's about time we had a new edition. Add in a couple papers on PACs and campaign finance reform. Then maybe I'll think about ratifying the Constitution reading your email.
Love always,
Alex