Just Remember It's Our Ass You Kiss
If I had a time machine I would go back to see the plagues of Egypt being carried out. How fucking epic would that be? Blood to water, fire falling from the sky, the angel o' mutha fucking death (of course I'd have to hide with some Jews so I wouldn't die too). Seriously.
I would also heavily consider going to Woodstock and not going to meet myself. Because my head would explode if all of a sudden I walked through the door.
I would also heavily consider going to Woodstock and not going to meet myself. Because my head would explode if all of a sudden I walked through the door.