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oh HERES MINE.. and check, its original
yup..
im not lame and i dont lie to others and edit mine..
like other *cough* r *cough* etards *cough*' do... in this world..

heh, you should see my *cough* sexual active *cough* ity stats too in case you are bored..
they rock.. *cough*
off the charts.. *cough**cough*

*cough* liar *cough*

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[pooptreats]

Greetings Thanks for caring. But lord, im not insulting you in anyway before you read this. But im just letting you know that maybe someday you will get your head out of your bumb bumb.. I like you, and id really like to talk to you sometime on the phone and help you when you want to get your webhosting company online since people tell me im a very knowledgeable person when it comes to what I specialize in.

But before you set up your ISP, i mean webhosting company (ooo anybody can host 10000 domains off of 1 ip using apache + virtualhosting! and NameVirtualHost!) that you want to start... I believe its time to lecture you a little about networking before you set up your webhosting company since you dont have the knowledge at a NOC "ISP LEVEL"

First of all sir, lets talk about ip addresses.

When internet service providers buy ip addresses. They buy them by the bulk from arin. Which is either is a class A, class B, or class C group of addresses... Even class D...lord, pppst! When ISPS purchase these ip addresses They dont host them all through 1 router because theres no way in hell 1 router could handle every fucking machine on their network. YOU KNOW THIS! Most internet service providers in the world divide the ip's up into smaller networks doing this process called subnetting, which im sure you studied in your ghey ccna class, but you probably didnt understand it otherwise you would understad my previous posts. But anyways, I dont have CCNA.. who fucking needs certs to understand networks in order to gain experience? I dont.. You probably also dont even understand the term subnetting, most people dont, but you know, most people dont understand pointers in programming c/c++ either, which im sure you are uberleet at programming too... printf("%s", "Hello world\n"); leet hax0r! . But anyways to talk about subnetting, ISPS divide their class A,b,c or whatever they own addresses of ips and set up routers around the globe setting up smaller networks by doing this process called 'subnetting'.

Anyways doing subnetting allows ISPS to lay the smackdown on a class of ips and bust the breakdown on them breaking them into smaller simpler networks by setting up multiple routers around the world with hundreds of routers. This allows providers to manage the networks better and utilize loadbalancing on the network by: A) reducing unneccessary traffic and B) 'organize' groups of addresses by location, determining where what packet is coming from where... and im sure you knew that. Hence that IP is in phoenix arizona. Woo /usr/sbin/traceroute == cool uberleet hax0r program..

Can you break-it-down..? i can do the roger rabbit.. and the tootsie roll, and the dip.

Next thing lord im going to educate you on is.. We are going to talk about DHCP since you dont comprehend why on your "windows bawx" your machine obtains an ip address when you start your computer or cable cycle the machine, or powercycle your cable modem...... at a noc level... A dhcp server's main purpose is to make life easier for a kiddie that has never ran the internet before and runs a shitty windows boxen with it configured to have their computer auto configured for a network so they dont have to statically put their ip address in their tcp/ip settings, gateway, dns server, etc.. Windows * by default has a dhcp client embedded into the operating system. Did you know that? Did you know by default that the computer is configured to 'obtain an ip address automatically in the tcp/ip settings?' . So lord, you are on your computer, you boot up your cable internet.. wsoohooo, here comes the bling bling!

HOW DOEZ IT WERK at a noc level...

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Your machine sends a DHCP DISCOVERY packet which in essesnce is broadcasted out to the local network in the form of a udp packet. Do you know what that means on a noc level? Do you know what DHCP DISCOVERY means?, do you read your rfc's from rfc-editor.org like i do?.. have you heard of a broadcast? Or a router? Fuck on with the subject.. broadcast is sent... which pretty much means your computer says across the network you are on.. 'YO wheres the dhcp server'. As soon as the packet is recieved from the dhcp server, the dhcp server replies and says 'YO OVER HERE LORD!', and it screams at your computer.. 'Yo heres the DNS information f0r j00, u uber leet winnuker, its x.x.x.x... heres the ip address information its y.y.y.y .. and so forth.. but btw computer, just to let you know, Ive managed to log that i gave you this address on my system and you can go now and thanks for telling me who you are ill be sure and put your macaddress thats in the framing of this packet u sent to me on file so i will remember when the next time you start your computer I will just goahead can resend you the same information again... until then sir, enjoy this address until i say its time you can have a new one. However, If you think im going to let you rent this ip forever.. You are mistaken baby, you are on a lease.. and when your lease expires, im sorry but im moving you somewhere else.. ps i love you computer have a great day and enjoy surfing'.....

lord, If you have set up your own DHCP server you would understand how dhcp servers store these things called DHCP lease times.. These "IP" lease times are stored on the dhcp server and are assocciated by the computers 'mac' address (which is hard core programmed into each network card + PPST IT CANT BE CHANGED) ... the ip address wont ever change until the lease time expires from the dhcp server and the next time the interface is activated the dhcp server sends it different ip information. And sir thats why your ip suddenly changes some times.. But you know this is all educational for you.

And, I hope im making this very easy for you to comprehend in 3rd grade level terms. And 3rd level punctuation too :)

Whoo hoo so what does that mean for you? Do you have to configure your internet connection to automatically obtain an ip address from a dhcp server? No you dont.. if you know the ip addresses on your network you are on ( pppst process of subnetting as we stated before).. gateway information. (the router) dns servers... etc.. you can statically assign and ip address to your network card... IF that ip address isnt already owned by someone else on the network

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BUT YOU KNEW THAT DIDNT YOU!!!..,.

Wow, isps are starting to set up proxy servers. Really? The first time i set up a proxy server was when I was 16 years old.. in fact when i was 16 i was managing a novell 3.x network and im 24 now. Trumpet winsock rocked on windows 3.1.. mm working for DoDDs at age 16 and having a ISDN line with a t1 connected to the airforce base for school was hella cool. Hella coolio ya kno. I found it rather funny because back then t1's werent even released in the public, and I used to chat on irc and be like 'yo im on a 1mb connection, fjeer'. My grandmother in her sleep can set up a proxy.

I currently manage 2 internet service providers. I pretty much run the noc, and am the noc, remotely.. thank you sir.. mm buncha *nix boxens + portmaster switches with 30 nodes on each one of them.. both configured for cistron radiusd for dialup authentication. Mmm our billing server kicks ass too. And on top of that, our service provider is the only isp over seas where in the area that its located has roaming in the united states. Now, hmm how did i manage to do that??? Well lets see.. the other isp i manage is in the usa? Make any sense yet??? Long Story short, remotely i maintain a service provider overseas now. And its behind a transparent proxy... All httpd traffic destined to port 80 over there at the router is redirected through something called a squid transparent caching proxy. Its not hard at all to set up since Ive set up a proxy when I was pretty much a kid. But lord, if you know anything about routing and networks. :) You can forward all traffic into a proxy thats running on a different port on a machine and have it running without a user even having to configure their internet explorer. And users wont even know that a proxy even exists. No configuration needed. I could blabber on this all day long. And blabber about my experience compared to yours.

And ps:
@home is dead already. There was no point in even bringing @home into the conversation. They went bankrupt years ago. And most ISPS are definately NOT switching to using proxies.. in fact most isps are upping peoples bandwidth allowing them to transfer more data at a time since the core uplink backbones can handle all the traffic. Anyways, i like you, but i dont need you insulting me when obviously at a NOC level, I have more of a clue about what im talking about.

Also, nobody knows this.. but i run the security for ytunnelpro as well, and ohmytrance.

Thank you

HAVE A GOOD DAY

and Again... I dont hate you. Really you are a cool guy. But you have no reason to insult me when you dont know me.. Like i said already.

[lordindra]

All of this is the way things should work. That I'm not arguing. But in the real world, shit sometimes just happens. You shouldn't lose the IP address before your lease, but that does happen. Especially with ISP side service outages. @home is relevant- the technology they were using can be used by other ISPs today, unless you actually work in the NOC at their ISP, you can't know their specific setup well enough to judge two IPs that close together.

Computers do strange things sometimes. Things that every bit of documentation says is impossible. I've seen it happen more than once. The real world puts interesting stresses on equipment and sometimes requires unique solutions when a person or company is setting up a network- solutions that if you don't work on that specific network, can result in behavior you wouldn't be able to predict.

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Yes isps suffer hardware failure sometimes. And yes if you have 2 dhcp servers on a network aka if i was to set one up at my place. Sometimes windows boxens will broadcast to other dhcp servers and you will be assigned wickid stuff since it is a 'broadcast' and the packet is distributed across the network. But please note 99.9% of isps in the USA have engress filtering installed on their core routers which prevents people who are assigned these 'wickid' ips that arent within the local isp network from forwarding traffic that has a src thats not within the network to the internet. In effect, the packet gets 'a dropping' at the isp before it reaches its destination.

But.. Please lord, let me know the day you understand, and you look back.. and you are like. "Damn dave, you were right all along"

The day you 'indebtfully regret'.. .like i did, bringing satan into your life. You probably wont ever realize though, because your one of the 130 suckers in this world right now in a 'marvelous' illusion.

Im not the one whos laughing, but someone else is. And someone else is laughing so much that thats all this person does. Is cause drama, thats how someone lives. If that wasnt the case, the ask your self why someone keeps trying to talk to me, and keep's posting in my journal trying to impersonate others stirring up more drama.

PLUR

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Oh yeah, and that message of me thinking you were someone you werent wasnt meant for you. It was meant for the dj_dramaqueen see screenshots. Incase you never saw them.

And No i dont like Sadamn i posted those pictures because they are rare pictures to find. Thanks for wondering and caring though. Ive also posted janet jackson flics too and other odd stuff.