Ugh.
I woke up at about 5 this morning to the feeling of Jackie Chan simultaneously punching me in the lower abdomen and back.
That's Jackie Chan, aiming for my abdomen.
Needless to say it's pretty hard to get back to sleep (or do much of anything) with Jackie Chan pummeling you for an hour or two.
My 600 mg of Ibuprofen is about to kick Jackie Chan's ass, though.
Bruce Lee is on my side, bitch.
You can't see it in this picture, but he's actually about to kick Jackie Chan in the face.