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allright so we have all heard of the infamous pink sock, the money maker, the hey rocky, the dirty sanchez, the candy cane, the arm wresting fun wich i hear has been dubed team challenge. but i have some new ones for you all you may have heard them but here they are.
THE STAWBEERY SHORT CAKE
you jack off while a girl is on her knees waiting for the load to nail her right in the face and right when you cum and skeet all over he face you punch her in the nose so she bleeds and the jizz and blood look like a stawbeery short cake.
THE RUSTY TROMBONE
so the girl is behind the guy and spreds his ass checks wide open and sticks her mouth on the A hole and starts blowing into it. then gives a reach around and starts jacking the guy off so she is playing a rusty trombone. (a visual helps with this one)
THE STAWBEERY SHORT CAKE
you jack off while a girl is on her knees waiting for the load to nail her right in the face and right when you cum and skeet all over he face you punch her in the nose so she bleeds and the jizz and blood look like a stawbeery short cake.
THE RUSTY TROMBONE
so the girl is behind the guy and spreds his ass checks wide open and sticks her mouth on the A hole and starts blowing into it. then gives a reach around and starts jacking the guy off so she is playing a rusty trombone. (a visual helps with this one)