attack from within

Nov 24, 2003 18:53

saturday, i had maybe the worst diarrhea of my life. It wasnt even like human disrrhea, it was more like buffalo diarrhea.

It hurt so bad. The stomach-ache sucked but the real killer was the liquid, hot magma being spewed from my asshole. Now i know what it feels like to be burned alive... absolutely awful. It made life for the entire day extremely hard.
My butthole hurt so much i couldnt even wipe it properly. I had to take toliet paper and dip it in warm water and gently dab it in my crack.
It was also incredibly sloppy... you know its sloppy when you have to wipe your cheeks... i even had to wipe my upper legs. It looked like i ate a chocalate cake with my ass.

I took immodium ad and now im constipated... i'm in a no win situation.
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