Laura wants.
I'm in a weird mood. To cheer me up, I've done one of those "google your own name things". Lists make me happy. The strange things the internet tells me makes me happy. Let's see what we can find.
Laura wants to drape her leg over the shoulder of the boy in front of her, to show off her bruises, but Nick warns against it. Laura wants you to stop whining. Even Laura wants to Bushwhack George!!! Laura wants Bill for Christmas. Laura wants you to stay for the night, and maybe a bite. Laura wants to be a mommy. Laura wants to help the poor. Laura wants a stalker. Laura wants to sail away... Laura wants this. Laura wants Afghan women rights protected. Laura wants more cowbell. Laura wants a date. Laura wants you! ... Laura wants to have sex in the dining room. Laura wants to buy a street puppy. Laura wants it! Laura wants a divorce. Laura wants to watch. Laura wants to hear from you! Laura wants you to see her, ....pardon me, gaping vagina [OMFG I TOTALLY DO]. Laura wants it all. Laura wants to dye her red hair, because Jon said that brunettes look very nice. Laura wants to be a writer. Laura wants to know when we can renew our vows and do it all over... Laura wants to be the youngest person to sail around the world. Laura wants to lay a rectangular flower bed of 4 ft long and 2 ft wide. Laura wants to retire by age 60. All Laura wants to do is play in her band and hopefully score a date with her next door neighbor, Ravi. Laura wants to bring women back to the cavemen days. Laura wants him to make a choice. Laura wants to get rich so she can further insulate herself from her readers. Laura wants to know her Nigerian culture. Laura wants to solve your style dilemma! Laura wants to be your loyal fan! Laura wants to be an artist. Laura wants to say "I told you so." Laura wants to hear the truth now. All Laura wants to do is sit at home and play with her glass animals. Laura wants to go further. Much further. Laura wants to ravage him, tear him open, but...No. Laura wants to discover the world. Laura wants what she could have kept. Laura wants what she can never have.
...AND IT'S ALL TRUE.
Laura wants to drape her leg over the shoulder of the boy in front of her, to show off her bruises, but Nick warns against it. Laura wants you to stop whining. Even Laura wants to Bushwhack George!!! Laura wants Bill for Christmas. Laura wants you to stay for the night, and maybe a bite. Laura wants to be a mommy. Laura wants to help the poor. Laura wants a stalker. Laura wants to sail away... Laura wants this. Laura wants Afghan women rights protected. Laura wants more cowbell. Laura wants a date. Laura wants you! ... Laura wants to have sex in the dining room. Laura wants to buy a street puppy. Laura wants it! Laura wants a divorce. Laura wants to watch. Laura wants to hear from you! Laura wants you to see her, ....pardon me, gaping vagina [OMFG I TOTALLY DO]. Laura wants it all. Laura wants to dye her red hair, because Jon said that brunettes look very nice. Laura wants to be a writer. Laura wants to know when we can renew our vows and do it all over... Laura wants to be the youngest person to sail around the world. Laura wants to lay a rectangular flower bed of 4 ft long and 2 ft wide. Laura wants to retire by age 60. All Laura wants to do is play in her band and hopefully score a date with her next door neighbor, Ravi. Laura wants to bring women back to the cavemen days. Laura wants him to make a choice. Laura wants to get rich so she can further insulate herself from her readers. Laura wants to know her Nigerian culture. Laura wants to solve your style dilemma! Laura wants to be your loyal fan! Laura wants to be an artist. Laura wants to say "I told you so." Laura wants to hear the truth now. All Laura wants to do is sit at home and play with her glass animals. Laura wants to go further. Much further. Laura wants to ravage him, tear him open, but...No. Laura wants to discover the world. Laura wants what she could have kept. Laura wants what she can never have.
...AND IT'S ALL TRUE.