Guitarded
Playing the guitar is so damn hard
Its inventor must've been such a retard
Gotta gnarl my fingers beyond repair
Till they're like those of Linda Blair
My fingers often missed a string
My strums and plucks went out of sync
I fumbled and pressed on the wrong fret
God, C just doesn't sound like that
I couldn't change the freaking chord
In time for the next bloody contort
And when I finally found the strings
I missed a bar and damn that shingz!
Hell, my fingertips are starting to peel
And hardened like they're made of steel
Think I'd rather pay some money
To someone to play this damn thing for me!
Its inventor must've been such a retard
Gotta gnarl my fingers beyond repair
Till they're like those of Linda Blair
My fingers often missed a string
My strums and plucks went out of sync
I fumbled and pressed on the wrong fret
God, C just doesn't sound like that
I couldn't change the freaking chord
In time for the next bloody contort
And when I finally found the strings
I missed a bar and damn that shingz!
Hell, my fingertips are starting to peel
And hardened like they're made of steel
Think I'd rather pay some money
To someone to play this damn thing for me!