HaHa
On the twelfth day of Christmas, poopbullet sent to me...
Twelve thongs drumming
Eleven simpsons piping
Ten concerts a-running
Nine bikinis driving
Eight ties a-napping
Seven computers a-smiling
Six kisses a-laughing
Five bri-i-i-itney spears
Four washington redskins
Three dollar stores
Two pondering things
...and a time in a sun ripened raspberry.