[ Fine, but only to take down a common enemy, since she totally took the platinum 3ct tennis bracelet he was going to buy for his mother. ]
[ Kurama's favored method of parting the seas is... finding a path of women (not hard) and taking out his sparkly-eyed windy-haired bishounen-powered "excuse me, miss"s (again, standard fare.) ]
[ Having calculated which stops miss fatass is going to take on her way to her next stop (clearly, the front of the electronics line for the 52" monitor she doesn't already have in her cart) Kurama has found the opportunity to intersect her with--
--That shopping cart this angry-looking guy is gripping like a lifeline. ]
[Dodging shopping carts, hopping over others (and shooting bratty tongue-out faces at the parents he's cutting off, to mutters of 'what a rude little child' and mutterings of Duo's apparent parenting skills), he is heading her off from behind!!!]
[She is now stuck between him, Kurama, and a line of obnoxious tinsel-covered Christmas trees and bins full of rubber bouncy balls on all sides.]
Even so, it would be better not to resort to violence, in this case.
[ Like, we should get out of here before she finds out we stole the stuff back. ]
[ He shoots Duo a look like, 'listen, I've got a plan'. ]
[ He looks at a tiny woman ]
Ma'am, wasn't there a winter coat hanging on your cart a few minutes ago?
[ He... very unsuspiciously looks back at FAT LADY who seems to have acquired a few more objects, which includes a winter coat that is thirty sizes too small for her ]
[ The other shoppers are going through their belongings now... ]
Hey--! Watchit!
[Grrrrr]
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Are you alright?
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[Shrugs off the hand with a pout]
'm fine! Don't touch me.
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Happy holidays.
[ CHRIST there's that obese woman again; man is she fast. Hey lady: that's not a display, that's my shopping cart--
--Looks like she's totally checkin' Duo's out, man... ]
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[OH NO SHE DON'T AAAAA]
[shoots him a look that's like KURAMA LET'S TEAM UP AND TAKE THIS FATASS DOWN]
[AND HE'S RUNNING OFF AFTER THAT LADY and he's small so he can totally dodge between shoppers lookit him go]
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[ Kurama's favored method of parting the seas is... finding a path of women (not hard) and taking out his sparkly-eyed windy-haired bishounen-powered "excuse me, miss"s (again, standard fare.) ]
[ Having calculated which stops miss fatass is going to take on her way to her next stop (clearly, the front of the electronics line for the 52" monitor she doesn't already have in her cart) Kurama has found the opportunity to intersect her with--
--That shopping cart this angry-looking guy is gripping like a lifeline. ]
[ You blocking the back? ]
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[Dodging shopping carts, hopping over others (and shooting bratty tongue-out faces at the parents he's cutting off, to mutters of 'what a rude little child' and mutterings of Duo's apparent parenting skills), he is heading her off from behind!!!]
[She is now stuck between him, Kurama, and a line of obnoxious tinsel-covered Christmas trees and bins full of rubber bouncy balls on all sides.]
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[ MOST SERIOUS GLARE EVER ]
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[Jabs his finger at the totally awesome shiny video game in her cart]
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[ KURAMA REACHES FOR HER ARM-- AND IT SLIPS PAST HIS GRASP OHSHIII--- ]
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[THIS FUCKER IS FAST OKAY HE IS GOING TO LEAP RIGHT OVER THIS DISPLAY AND JUMP INTO THE SHOPPING CART]
I SAID STOP!!!
[JR USED TACKLE]
[boy duo your personable social skills sure did rub off on your kid.... 8|]
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[ BUT WHILE HE IS DISTRACTING HER, Kurama uses Millenia Worth of Thieving Skills and presses the game into Duo's pocket. ]
[ And then he uses Almost Two Decades Worth of Social Skills and makes the silliest face ever ]
--I'm sure they have more left; there's no need to resort to violence.
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[HE CAN TOTALLY FEEL THAT GAME GOING INTO HIS POCKET]
But she stole stuff she didn't even need! That's wrong!
[Look his dad is an orphan AND a priest okay]
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[ Like, we should get out of here before she finds out we stole the stuff back. ]
[ He shoots Duo a look like, 'listen, I've got a plan'. ]
[ He looks at a tiny woman ]
Ma'am, wasn't there a winter coat hanging on your cart a few minutes ago?
[ He... very unsuspiciously looks back at FAT LADY who seems to have acquired a few more objects, which includes a winter coat that is thirty sizes too small for her ]
[ The other shoppers are going through their belongings now... ]
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[He catches Kurama's glance and scowls, but lets the lady go, jumping out of her cart with a grumpy brush-off of his clothes.]
[and then he STARTS RUNNIN']
[HE IS OUTTA THERE]
[wait did he even pay...]
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