Dangers of Caffeine
So here I am, all alone at home. My parents have gone to the city (Winnipeg, an actual city) for the weekend. Both my beloved sisters are gone. So i am left to fend for myself. I go to IGA to get some groceries which i will need to remain sane. I see there is a sale going on. 3 two litre Pepsis for 4 bucks. I figure that's a great deal! So i buy three of 'em. Turns out i drink 1 and a half of them in under an hour. Now, if you know me personally, you'll know that caffein does very interesting things to me. I either become super hyperactive, or i become very paranoid (hope i spelled that right...?) Turns out this time i became very paranoid. I became paranoid to the point where i could here voices coming from upstairs as i sat here at the computer listening to the rap music that the kids like. I actually heard audible voices whispering "He's down there, let's get him." "He's all alone." So naturally i became very concerned for my well-being. I knew the probability of someone actually being up there was slim to none, but at the same time i WAS under the influence of a lot of caffein in a short period of time. So i decided to forget about the voices and remain seated in my comfortable computer chair. A while later, I decided to have a nice bubble bath with candles and the whole works. I have a hyperextended back so it needs to be soaked every now and then. there's nothing wrong with that. and if there is, i don't think you'll wanna answer to me. so as i lay there with my head under the water, i hear someone bang on the door really hard, just once. it was kinda muffled because i was under the water, so i don't know exactly what it was, but it did sound like someone pounded on the door. so that freaked me out as well. I still haven't even laid-layed-lied (whichever) down yet. I'm gonna see if i can remain awake long enough to say good morning to malory (my sweet girlfriend) before she goes to work and hopefully signs in to MSN. If not, it'll be a wasted hour. But not really, cuz it's now six AM and i'm not tired at all. this would be really neat if i wasn't so bored. i mean, seriously, if i wasn't bored i wouldn't be writing one of these...well i'm off to solitaire land. I bid y'all good magic beefs.