Yeah, honey, it's tight like that

[poop_chute]

Another year of research for the inventions of modern day living. I guess you could say we're the grease in the joints that keeps you moving with your fancy-schmancy canopeners and super-glue solvents. We're peddlers of usefule wares, tears and all around needful things. You need us. We don't need you. Got it?

Good.