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So, I thought about it and I guess I've decided to compile a list of my redneck activities. Maybe this will disprove and/or completely banish some theories that I am anything but, in fact, a good ol' boy.
Current activities:
Now, on to the checklist:
Maybe I'll add more later.
Current activities:
- I will pee anywhere, on anything, at any time.
- I currently smoke Marlboro Reds.
- I wear the same hat every day.
- My step-mom cuts my hair for free, cause I ain't payin no damn barber (even though my uncle would do it for cheap - he's a barber)
- I am not afraid to "whoop yer fuckin ass motherfucker."
- I absolutely must have (at some point) a shitbox car to just run into stuff with.
- fuck fillet minion, give me some meat and taters.
Now, on to the checklist:
- I have lived in an old store building
- I have been in more fights (mostly when I was younger) than I can count
- I have broken numerous bones doing stupid things involving pieces of heavy machinery
- I did, in fact, learn to drive a tractor far before an automobile
- I have lived in a mobile home
- I have gotten stuck in vehicles and traded beer for the service of getting me unstuck.
- I have created high (and low) explosives out of household items for my own amusement. (still do.)
- I have taken multiple dumps in the woods, wiped my butthole with leaves and slept on the ground (not where I pooped.)
- I say "take a dump"
- I have shot guns, while intoxicated, purely for amusement.
- I drink beer. I drink a lot of beer, and not imported beer, either. Miller light.
- All time favorite thing to do.... Beer drinkin, pickin and GRINNIN.
Maybe I'll add more later.