ONESHOTS
ONE SHOTS
Title: Sex By Salesman
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapter: ONESHOT
Bands: Alice Nine, the GazettE (mentioned)
Pairings: Tora/Hiroto (assumed Aoi/Uruha *very light*)
Genre: the title says it all.. ITS PRON!!! >:D
Rating: NC17
Warnings: language, SMEX
Summary: You may never want to buy a car again.
(A9 AUTO)
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Title: The Mud Pie
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapter: ONESHOT
Pairings: Reita/Ruki, Aoi/Uruha
Genre: Um.. Fluff I guess
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Nothing like a bite sized Jrocker.. sadly... that cant be.. :(
Warnings: NONE.. wow thats a first
Summary: Chibi Ruki makes new friends
A/N: Um.. This came to me AFTER Valentines Day. but, its for both his Bday and Vday.. so.. HAPPY BOTH ROOKSTER!
Oh yeah.. its unbetaed.... so.. Yeah.. let me know if there needs to be corrections.. COMMENTS = LOVE <3
( B My Fwen Ruki )
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Title: PayBack!!
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapter: ONESHOT
Pairings: Aoi/Uruha
Genre: AU, Humor, SMEX, BONDAGE!
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Uru and Pon are racing rubber ducks in the tub. Uru is using his amazing duck commanding skillz to kick Pon's ass!! ..hehehhe... syke, I dont own them.. :(
Warnings: Language .. SMUT!!!
Summary: See what happens AFTER Aoi and Uruha leave the A9 Dealership. Sequel to SEX BY SALESMAN
A/N: HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! OH YEAH.. Unbetaed.. let me know if there are errors. (LJ is being stupid!!)
( CAN WE HAVE A PUPPY!?)
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Title: Beautiful Silence
Chapters: ONESHOT
Author: Pooobaihr
Pairing: Kai/Uruha (kinda onesided.. mostly on Uruha's side.)
Genre: Angst, Drama, Violence~
Rating: NC-17
Warning: sex, language, murder, character death!! <.<
Summary: Kai is sent on a mission that even he has trouble accomplishing~
Disclaimer: I SADLY OWN NO ONE... T.T
COMMENTS: Yay, I have completed a fic. oH YEAH..Unbetaed :(
(YUTAKA...)
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Title: Sway
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapters: DRABBLE
Pairings: Ruki/Uruha
Genre: semi smut
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Grinding, Handjob, the start of Oral
Disclaimer: ...T.T I dont own them!!
Summary: Uruha tries new things
A/N: Yes.. My second fic this week that has nothing to do with the Chapter fic that is in progress.. Gomen people..xD Hope you like it.. Comments = <3
(Left to Right..)
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Title: Dial Tone
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapters: Oneshot
Pairings: Kai/Ruki
Genre: Smut
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Phone Sex, Oral, Handjobs, dirty talk~~~
Disclaimer: ...EATZ AH LIE~~~ T.T
Summary: Kai is in for a rude awakening when Ruki can't sleep.
A/N: Another fic done!!!! CHECK!! Thanks to my Mystery Beta, *she knows who she is* and this fic is written by request for eiga_risti Comments = <3
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Title: Say What!?
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapters: DRABBLE-ESQUE
Pairings: Reita/Ruki
Genre: CRACK <.<...
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Ruki's in pain~~~ xD
Disclaimer: ...EATZ AH LIE~~~ T.T
Summary: Aoi is nosy~.
A/N: Another fic done!!!! CHECK!! It's not my best, but I thought about it and just had to post it. Comments = <3
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Title: An Unsent Letter to My Love
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapters: DRABBLE
Pairings: Aoi/Ruki, Aoi/Uruha (encouraged)
Genre: Romance, Drama, (tiny angst)...
Rating: PG-15 esque
Warnings: mentioned Character death, sadness, mention of man/man relations <.<..
Disclaimer: ...EATZ AH LIE~~~ T.T
Summary: Ruki sends Aoi his love~.
A/N: Another fic done!!!! CHECK!! I dont know why Im posting all of these drabbles. <.< .. sorry.. I dont think its all that good.. but maybe someone will~~. Comments = <3
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Title: Unexpected Rush
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapters: ONESHOT
Pairings: Uruha/Aoi/Reita
Genre: PURE SMUTTT~~...
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Loads of sex, YOUNG GAZETTE, Clueless/Seme Uruha, Manly/extremely Uke Reita and... Aoi xD.
Disclaimer: ...EATZ AH LIE~~~ T.T
Summary: Reita's cousin gives him something that turns Aoi's world upside down~.
A/N: Another fic done!!!! CHECK!! This fic was a request from bethycool .. Hopes you like it sweets!!! And its LONG~~~~. Comments = <3
(click on the pic)
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Title : Almost
Author : Pooobaihr
Chapters: ONESHOTdrabbleish
Pairings : Ruki/Uruha
Genre : Romance, Fluff, Crack <.< ..
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : mention of a certain blue eyed person, fangirl mob
Summary : Uruha takes advice from Aoi...... again...
Disclaimer : Eatz Ah Lieeya!!
Comments : Ok.. this is something I just came up with watching Decomposition Beauty... xD.... and it is a sequel to my fic SWAY .... Hope you guys like it... remember~~ Comments feed my muses. They would be out of a job if you didnt!
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Title: The Kiss
Author: Pooobaihr
Pairing: Reita/Ruki , mentioned Aoi/Uruha, Aoi/OFC
Genre: AU, Fluff, Crack, slight angst
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I wish...
Warning: Teenagers/pre teens kissing, cussing, watergun fight...
Summary: Reita, Uruha and Ruki's life change after crashing Rei's big sister's birthday party.
Comments: Yeah, you guys... the ending my seem rushed.. Gomen.. I was running out of Ideas for this fic.. ON TOP OF THAT... yeah.. I couldnt think right .. lol.... This is a sequel to THE MUD PIE Comment if you love it.. if you dont.. whatever.. Oh yeah.. sorry for the font...lol
("GIVE THAT BACK YOU BRAT!!")
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Title: Strawberry or Grape?
Author: Pooobaihr
Chapters: Oneshot
Pairings: Maya/Miyavi/Kai
Genre: Brief Smut
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fighting, cussing, sex~~~
Disclaimer: ...EATZ AH LIE~~~ T.T
Summary: Kai and Maya dont see eye to eye... .
A/N: Another fic done!!!! CHECK!! Thanks to my Mystery Beta, *she knows who she is* and this fic is written by request for beautifool_ish
(MIYAVI)
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Title : Flex them for Me?
Author : Pooobaihr
Chapters: DRABBLE
Pairings : Ruki/Aoi
Band: the GazettE
Genre : CRACK (kinda), mentions of smut
Rating : R (no smut)
Warnings : AOI FEET xD .... Ruki Drool.. xDDDD
Summary : Every lover has something they adore about their partners, Right?
Disclaimer : Eatz Ah Lieeya!!
Comment: hahahah.. Yeah... this was just.. TOOOTALLLY random thought.. and its not well thought out.. xD.. so.. yeah.. but its a funny kinda read. xD have fun!
[Bothering You?]
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Title : Shiroki Yuutsu
Author : Pooobaihr
Chapters: DRABBLE ish/oneshot
Pairings : Aoi/Ruki/Aoi
Band: the GazettE
Genre : CRACK (kinda), fluffyish
Rating : R
Warnings : None really
Summary : Aoi makes a song xDDD~
Disclaimer : Eatz Ah Lieeya!!
Comment: hahahah.. Yeah... this was just.. TOOOTALLLY random thought.. ps.. LJ is being dumb
[白き優鬱]
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Title: Spoiled Patience
Author: Pooobaihr
Pairing: Kai / Ruki
Chapters: Oneshot
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut, crack
Warning: blow job, man/man sex, hand job, teasing, licks from Koron <.<, bratty Ruki, somewhat super dom Kai.
Synopsis: All work and no play makes Ruki a bratty boy.
Comments: GAH.. Finally.. Im sorry sweetheart. This fic is for eiga_risti
[Come on Kai~]
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LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX... sorta
Author : Pooobaihr
Beta:
luna_no_koibito
Pairings : Reita x Ruki
Band: the GazettE,
Genre : crack!ish
Rating : R-ish
Warnings: Ruki describing a fanmail letter, cursing
Summary : A fanmail letter causes Ruki to reflect on a thing called 'sex'
Disclaimer : I don't get paid for making up this crap.
Comments : This just came to me while I was working on INTO THE NIGHT. I am still working on that and hope to be done with it soon. Until then, have fun with this!
[Dear diary]