4th of the fuckin July

[poontangweave]

Wow
where to begin

What a crazy awesome fuckin day this year's 4th was.

I got up at 3 to discover that Nicole and Lana were in my front yard. Man I musta been sexy with my morning breath.
Eventually I got dressed and went with Nicole and her family to this party in Malibu at this crazy house.

Next thing I know I am fuckin surrounded by celebrities. I had no clue it was gonna be that kind of party. Pamela Anderson, Cyndi Crawford, Shannon Dougherty (sp?), Christine Taylor, Anthony Kiedes, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Bruce Willis, Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas, Syllvester Stallone, Ashley Olsen, the dude from Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, The guy from Welcome Back Kotter, and some other people I'm sure I'm forgetting. Not to mention an open bar, a crazy fireworks display, and all this crazy shit.

Definitely a good time. Nicole was a pleasure as always, and her family is really chill.

One of the best nights in a while.

Chilled with Nicole
Met Pam Andersen
Saw beaute firworks
Definitely a 4th well spent

How was yours?



blarrrg!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy 4th