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Dude....where to begin
From a calm day to a fuckin NUTS night...
Jackie's party was rediculously nuts.
Highlights:
Hanging out in her kitchen in the beginning, and offering all the girls shots of Vodka---always a good way to mae friends.
Jackie informing me of her vomit-covered room
Sitting by a giant fire pit with some english dude named Jasper
Boning Mowg practically every chance I got
Hearing there was a "riot" out front
Watching little Tamara go nuts and fuckin scream at everyone to get the FUCK out
Meeting all these people who had seen my live journal (who knew someone read this shit?)
Having Chiara straddle me numerous times and exposing her womany-place to the entire party
Meeting a bucnh of fuckin awesome people, and hanging out with some
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And now for a public service announcement:
WHAT THE FUVK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE? SOMEONE IS NICE ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU IN THEIR HOME, SUPPLY YOU WITH ALCOHOL, AND YOU RECIPROCATE BY FUCKING UP THEIR HOME AND STARTING SHIT, THEN NOT LEAVING WHEN YOU ARE ASKED TO. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? HARASSING PEOPLE TRYING TO GET INTO THEIR CARS? SMASHING WINDOWS? STEALING PEOPLE'S SHIT? HOW FUCKIN LOW AND PATHETIC ARE YOU TO MISTREAT SOMEONE LIKE THAT? DO NOT EVER SHOW UP AT ANY OF ME OR MY FRIENDS' PARTIES, CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT IF THIS KIND OF SHIT IS PULLED AGAIN, I WILL CALL THE COPS, JUST SO THEY CAN COME PICK UP YOUR BODIES. I WILL FUCKIN RIP OFF YOUR FACES AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
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Yah...sorry my little rant. But seriously, I throw parties, and I can't believe how fucked some people can be.
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Most random moment of the night:
I reach to pick up a box of smirnoff, I hear some shit shaking around in it, and assume it's broken glass. Then one of the "shards" falls and lodges itself into my hand---only it's not glass, it's a fuckin bee, and it stings my hand! OWW! Weirdest thing that has ever happened to me @ a party.
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Note To Jackie: So sorry about the shit that went down. I ferel your pain. I would have gladly stayed to help clean but my ride was leaving without me. U ever need anything just ask. You are my Niglet Priestess always.
Stella Galabuzi---all hail--originator of "Let'ssss Boooonnnneee"
From a calm day to a fuckin NUTS night...
Jackie's party was rediculously nuts.
Highlights:
Hanging out in her kitchen in the beginning, and offering all the girls shots of Vodka---always a good way to mae friends.
Jackie informing me of her vomit-covered room
Sitting by a giant fire pit with some english dude named Jasper
Boning Mowg practically every chance I got
Hearing there was a "riot" out front
Watching little Tamara go nuts and fuckin scream at everyone to get the FUCK out
Meeting all these people who had seen my live journal (who knew someone read this shit?)
Having Chiara straddle me numerous times and exposing her womany-place to the entire party
Meeting a bucnh of fuckin awesome people, and hanging out with some
.................................................
And now for a public service announcement:
WHAT THE FUVK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE? SOMEONE IS NICE ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU IN THEIR HOME, SUPPLY YOU WITH ALCOHOL, AND YOU RECIPROCATE BY FUCKING UP THEIR HOME AND STARTING SHIT, THEN NOT LEAVING WHEN YOU ARE ASKED TO. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? HARASSING PEOPLE TRYING TO GET INTO THEIR CARS? SMASHING WINDOWS? STEALING PEOPLE'S SHIT? HOW FUCKIN LOW AND PATHETIC ARE YOU TO MISTREAT SOMEONE LIKE THAT? DO NOT EVER SHOW UP AT ANY OF ME OR MY FRIENDS' PARTIES, CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT IF THIS KIND OF SHIT IS PULLED AGAIN, I WILL CALL THE COPS, JUST SO THEY CAN COME PICK UP YOUR BODIES. I WILL FUCKIN RIP OFF YOUR FACES AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
...........................................
Yah...sorry my little rant. But seriously, I throw parties, and I can't believe how fucked some people can be.
..............................................
Most random moment of the night:
I reach to pick up a box of smirnoff, I hear some shit shaking around in it, and assume it's broken glass. Then one of the "shards" falls and lodges itself into my hand---only it's not glass, it's a fuckin bee, and it stings my hand! OWW! Weirdest thing that has ever happened to me @ a party.
...................................................
Note To Jackie: So sorry about the shit that went down. I ferel your pain. I would have gladly stayed to help clean but my ride was leaving without me. U ever need anything just ask. You are my Niglet Priestess always.
Stella Galabuzi---all hail--originator of "Let'ssss Boooonnnneee"