Naptown 5-0

Oct 29, 2003 04:52

Okay, so you probably already heard about this but I had to write about it. Last night after I got off of work, I was chillen at the Shire about to drink some brews, when I got a visit from Naptown's finest. 3 state police plus the paddy wagon ready to haul all of us "drug dealers" off to the slammer.
Luckily, the house was pretty much clean save a few bongs and Mia's daddy being a cop helped out a lot. Matt James being himself around the cops was also amusing. Like when the cop said lets go check out your room. Matt replied with, "Okay guy but no grab-ass!!!". In the end the cops mainly teased us for collectively owning the largest porn cashe they had ever seen. I had to brake two bongs in the dumpster, in front of them, then they left. They didn't even write a police report which was hell cool.
Poo Money
P.S-Matt told the cops that he sodomizes the dog!
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