Sep 07, 2007 16:34
I called walgreens today.
me - hi last time i was in you were out of stock on the diaphram i need. is it in stock now?
girl - yes you can pick it up at 1. have you ever used one?
me - no.
girl - a pharmacey tech will go over it with you.
super good. i go up to the counter and this 17-18-19 year old girl is waiting on me. shes a good 7 months pregnate. she cant find the thing. i had to bite the inside of my cheek from not saying "of course you cant find it you have no idea what one looks like". She gets it and Im thinking, am i really supposed to ask this prego little girl how to use one of these? "uhhhh, there are instructions in the bag right?"
Im reading the instructions when i get home and so far this looks like quite the ordeal. you have to leave it in for 6-8 hours after your done. not to mention it had warnings on things like sneezing coughing and walking. just lay very still and dont breath heavy, youl be aight. ACHOOO! oh shit im knocked up.
im not too sure about this. i will give it a try considering it only cost $15 and you replace it once a year. but im hesitant. i saw they have male fertilization tests for men for about 33 bucks. im getting one for krow. cuz if he doesnt have sperm i dont have to use this thing.
i put my hair in a fowak today. *gasp*. i think it looks cute. and it satisfies my need for the real thing. i kinda look like a shark. im going to start sneaking up on people and singing the jaws theme. it ends in BITE-IES!!!