Some real people I have headcanon'd as Homestuck characters

Apr 27, 2016 00:26

Karkat Vantas aka Nubs McShouty aka Tactical Midget with a foul mouth
Charlie Day aka world's smallest man with a squeaky scratchy voice.
I've had him pegged ever since Meenah gave him the nickname of Nubs McShouty way back in 29 May 2012.

But the main point of this post is something I've been trying very very hard not to do since early this month.

I have officially headcanon'd TJ Miller as Gamzee Makara. That's right. I went there.

Been crazy into TJ Miller this past 2 months so I've been reading up on him a lot and watching a lot of his stand up. Since I've only known him from movies and TV, I wasn't sure what to expect but I sure wasn't expecting his weird stand up sets & live shows. So here are some things I found out about him.

TJ Miller: Crazy curly hair. Smokes weed. Juggles & unicycles.
(As Erlich Bachman in HBO's Silicon Valley): Uses Motherfuck! a lot. Loves Fage (pronounced Fa-yeh).

Gamzee Makara: Crazy curly hair. Eats sopor slime pie that makes him stoned. Juggles & unicycles. Uses MOTHERFUCK a lot. Loves Faygo.

Do you see what I'm getting at here?

The only thing missing from TJ's arsenal are clown horns...

Until now! Or rather, he'd done this in Jan 2016 but I only read about it yesterday. Apparently he'd stuff himself into a suitcase full of clown horns and let another man push and shove to get the suitcase to close on him.

At least it's not a fridge amirite? Ahaha... Ahahaha... Ahah... Ah... Um......




Edited on 05 May 2016:

Mr TJ Miller, you are not making this easier on me. His instagram has a nice collage of him out and about and one of the pic made me think of Gamzee. Again.



(I actually tried to superimpose the two image and i'm pretty happy to say that it totally works. Gamzee would be floating in midair though so that's not very aesthetically pleasing. I'm keeping the superimposed image for myself.)

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