jokes, i bolded my favs
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.
How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
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