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[pookie__kith]

somebody do something to me

or somebody do something for me

i just need something to happen

write something that you'd like to do to/for me and dont be squeemish about it. if you dont want me to know who you are, post anonymously

Comments

[anonymous]

I will suck that dick. I can suck on helluva dick, nigga. I can suck a dick like uhh... John Kerry. You know who that is? I voted for that nigga. I'll get a cheer leading baton and I can whoop that ass while you suck my dick, or I can suck your dick while you're whoopin' my ass.

Then I will put a steel coated condom on my dick, it's about a half an inch long, and I'mma stick that dick up that ass. I'm gonna stir them little ovaries man, I'mma stir them eggs, you gonna have some buttered ass for breakfast, you know what I'm sayin'?

Man, you a jewish bitch, I know you went up to light the monara infront of jesus christ you caught your ass on fire man with your big ass nose, BMW driving motherfucker eatin' a potato pancake.

First of all, you gotta do the jungle bar test, man you gotta get across the god damn jungle bars but you couldn't do that because you're too fat. You try to get on there and you stumble and fall and I'd suck your dick while you're on the floor.

Man, you are a scrub. You wear a medical diaper 'cause you shit your pants every 3 steps you take. You got one hair on your head and you spike it up every morning with "L.A. Looks Gel", man. You smell like shit, you smell like my god damn sister after 15 niggers run a train her ass. You got so many STDs your dick looks like a cheese pizza, nigga. I will suck your dick!

You know what you sound like? You sound like Oscar the Grouch's nutsack. You know who Oscar the Grouch is from Sesame Street? You know who that is? Nigga be poppin' out that trash can?

[rageoffebruary]

You sound black, are you black?